Misc Women suck... - Page 14

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 06:00 PM

So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay.

There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie.

So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on...

So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul.

"If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"

**Iowanian** · 02-23-2009, 10:34 PM

Well stop it.

Stop it or just raise the rainbow flag in front of your mother's duplex, or wherever you reside currently. Put on some Ronald McDonald face paint and dance your ass out of the closet.

Are you emo? Are you sitting around in dark clothes, watching the crying game, trying to figure out a way to make your flock-o-seagulls haircut look shittier? Do you cut yourself on the arms and legs and then show people are work/school so they'll know too?

Tomorrow, your homework is to find someone who will show you how to change oil in a car/truck. Chop something down with an axe, go karate' some pumpkins in the garage with your new brother, Dragon......or tell this girl you're going to peeinherbutt. Jerk off with old motor oil or something. For CarlPeterson sake, do something Manly.

This chic hasn't even dumped you.....

**Iowanian** · 02-23-2009, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

Holy shit. I knew he reminded me of someone. I am so done with this conversation. If he's anything like Moooo, he's clueless.

Don't worry. I'm on top of this, I hadn't missed your part in this play and was getting ready to google something for you too.

Is this chic old enough to be your mom, budday?

Make it Rain, Emo!!!

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Well stop it.

Stop it or just raise the rainbow flag in front of your mother's duplex, or wherever you reside currently. Put on some Ronald McDonald face paint and dance your ass out of the closet.

Are you emo? Are you sitting around in dark clothes, watching the crying game, trying to figure out a way to make your flock-o-seagulls haircut look shittier? Do you cut yourself on the arms and legs and then show people are work/school so they'll know too?

Tomorrow, your homework is to find someone who will show you how to change oil in a car/truck. Chop something down with an axe, go karate' some pumpkins in the garage with your new brother, Dragon......or tell this girl you're going to pee in my mouth. Jerk off with old motor oil or something. For CarlPeterson sake, do something Manly.

This chic hasn't even dumped you.....

You're RIGHT! Why do I care!?! I told you she has a way of getting to me! But yeah, whatever. Once again, I shouldn't make it about her. I need to stop putting the pussy on a pedestal!

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Don't worry. I'm on top of this, I hadn't missed your part in this play and was getting ready to google something for you too.

Is this chic old enough to be your mom, budday?

Make it Rain, Emo!!!

Not emo, and I don't do older chicks. Unless she was really hot... Then maybe.

NO MOMMIES!!! There was a girl I knew who wanted to date me, but I can't go there. I don't want to have to deal with some kid.

**Iowanian** · 02-23-2009, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

Okay I got a question for the ladies of the board, whats your opinion on dancing?

You too, shithead.

There are far more women on this earth than pencil dicks. The odds are in your favor that you'll find another one.

Go find a slump buster that will let you hop up and down on her a couple of minutes and move on.

**dirk digler** · 02-23-2009, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

I need to stop putting the pussy on a pedestal!

You just need to **** it and the rest will work out on its own. You are young and single have fun and stick your dick in pretty much anything that moves except for midgets

ChiefsCountry · 02-23-2009, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

You too, shithead.

There are far more women on this earth than pencil dicks. The odds are in your favor that you'll find another one.

Go find a slump buster that will let you hop up and down on her a couple of minutes and move on.

Hey I am fine in the ladies department, I just had a few questions about the subject.

**Iowanian** · 02-23-2009, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

Not emo, and I don't do older chicks. Unless she was really hot... Then maybe.

Well you should. You need to go find some gnarly old GILF, blow the dust out with an air can, throw a handful of olive oil at her snapper and let her work you over like UFC punching bag.

Some granny-fanny is your magic cure.

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Well you should. You need to go find some gnarly old GILF, blow the dust out with an air can, throw a handful of olive oil at her snapper and let her work you over like UFC punching bag.

Some granny-fanny is your magic cure.

I'm thinking a hooker/stripper/pornstar is what I need. Screw serious stuff... And screw ugly girls.

**dirk digler** · 02-23-2009, 10:42 PM

Or some lonely housewife that is deprived of the all things anal

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler

Or some lonely housewife that is deprived of the all things anal

Gross. I'm more a about quality than quantity. I'd rather be without for a year but only be with hot girls, than bang some nasty chick who wants me.

I have high standards, but I do not like sex enough to go hitting ugly chicks or fat chicks, or chicks missing teeth...

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

Holy shit. I knew he reminded me of someone. I am so done with this conversation. If he's anything like Moooo, he's clueless.

I scared you away! LOL!

ChiefsCountry · 02-23-2009, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

Not emo, and I don't do older chicks. Unless she was really hot... Then maybe.

Dude older chicks are the best.

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

Dude older chicks are the best.

Older chicks have kids, which even if you're just looking for some fun is a total turn off.

ChiefsCountry · 02-23-2009, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

Older chicks have kids, which even if you're just looking for some fun is a total turn off.

Not all of them. You need to get out of Arkansas it seems.

02-23-2009, 06:00 PM
The Buddha This is not an exit... Join Date: Feb 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	Women suck... So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay. There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie. So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on... So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul. "If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"
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02-23-2009, 10:34 PM	#196
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1668454	Well stop it. Stop it or just raise the rainbow flag in front of your mother's duplex, or wherever you reside currently. Put on some Ronald McDonald face paint and dance your ass out of the closet. Are you emo? Are you sitting around in dark clothes, watching the crying game, trying to figure out a way to make your flock-o-seagulls haircut look shittier? Do you cut yourself on the arms and legs and then show people are work/school so they'll know too? Tomorrow, your homework is to find someone who will show you how to change oil in a car/truck. Chop something down with an axe, go karate' some pumpkins in the garage with your new brother, Dragon......or tell this girl you're going to peeinherbutt. Jerk off with old motor oil or something. For CarlPeterson sake, do something Manly. This chic hasn't even dumped you..... Last edited by Iowanian; 02-24-2009 at 10:39 AM..
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dirk digler Please squeeze Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Clinton, MO Casino cash: $124644	Or some lonely housewife that is deprived of the all things anal
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