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Old 02-23-2009, 06:00 PM  
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Women suck...

So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay.

There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie.

So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on...

So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul.

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Old 02-24-2009, 10:26 AM   #316
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You're all getting trolled.

It's cute.
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Old 02-24-2009, 10:28 AM   #317
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You're all getting trolled.

It's cute.
wait, didn't you respond to his antics at the beginning of this thread, little one?! (how come there is not a smiley that blows kisses?)
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Old 02-24-2009, 10:28 AM   #318
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wait, didn't you respond to his antics at the beginning of this thread, little one?! (how come there is not a smiley that blows kisses?)
Who is "kisses"?
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Old 02-24-2009, 10:32 AM   #319
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wait, didn't you respond to his antics at the beginning of this thread, little one?! (how come there is not a smiley that blows kisses?)
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Old 02-24-2009, 10:46 AM   #320
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Wait, when did this become about porn?
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Old 02-24-2009, 11:37 AM   #321
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But aren't those three items something that you have failed miserably at?? And two of those items you continue to know nothing about??
Just shut the **** up already.
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Old 02-24-2009, 01:54 PM   #322
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You'll be happy to know the chick just called me, and I'm not answering her...

I AM taking all of your advice, so thank you. I really did learn a lot, and I learned I need to learn what I'm thinking, instead of just wondering what others are always thinking.
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Old 02-24-2009, 01:58 PM   #323
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You'll be happy to know the chick just called me, and I'm not answering her...

I AM taking all of your advice, so thank you. I really did learn a lot, and I learned I need to learn what I'm thinking, instead of just wondering what others are always thinking.
Just be yourself and do what you want to do. Even if it's weird, there's got to be another weird person out there for you.
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Old 02-24-2009, 06:40 PM   #324
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Just shut the **** up already.
Awe.. Did I strike your feeble nerves?? Hey keep trying little buddy, eventually you will be able to be only somewhat worthless to a women..

I mean the fact that you have nothing to offer a women outside of you losing weight is no reason to be glum..

You can tell her you write incoherent articles for an online subscription and dress up as a starwars character..

You live in your parents basements like igor and are on the computer 16+ hours a day..

You can tell her you like to make fun of other women because your still insecure..


I mean hell, just look back, there are tons of things you can tell her about your existence that you could lie about..


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Old 02-24-2009, 06:49 PM   #325
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I know. Which is why I told her I don't want to date her (I told her she couldn't keep up with me), and I don't want sex from her.
Good thing, dude.

Punish her and refuse to **** her. That will teach 'er.
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Old 02-24-2009, 06:49 PM   #326
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Old 02-24-2009, 07:03 PM   #327
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do the world a favor and get yourself a vasectomy...pronto. I surely don't wish to see the product of your seed implanting in a transvestite's mangina.
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Old 02-24-2009, 07:04 PM   #328
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I know. Its pretty awesome. Almost as good as the rest of my terrible contribution in this thread.
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