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Old 05-18-2009, 11:12 AM  
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Anyone watch Dane Cook last night?

He had his world premier on comedy Central last night. I love Dane Cook and I thought it was great. He looks like he has been working out. The name of the show last night was Isolated Incident. The dvd is out May 19 think I am gonna buy it.
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:30 AM   #16
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This thread reminds me of this old guy. This old guy comes to me and says, (inappropriate pause) "Do you have some cereal?" (give quizzical look to the audience) (random twitching) This guy asked for some cereal. So, I say no. (inappropriate pause) I know what you are thinking. (give reeruned look to the audience) Admiral Crunch, couldn't you spare the guy some cereal? (violently shakes head) No. I will not. He doesn't deserve it. NOW I AM GOING TO START YELLING FOR NO REASON!!!!!!! NOW I AM GOING TO RUN AROUND THE STAGE LIKE A reerun!!!!!!!! MANIACAL LAUGH IN 3...2...1.... LOLOLOOLOHAHAHAHALOLOLOHAHAHAHA ... and then I tell him, "Walk into an AIDS tree."
Best joke ever.

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Old 05-18-2009, 11:31 AM   #17
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I've always thought that Dane Cook wasn't funny.
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:31 AM   #18
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BG, there is some deep seeded Dane Cook hate in this place. I'd duck for cover if I were you.
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:33 AM   #19
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This thread reminds me of this old guy. This old guy comes to me and says, (inappropriate pause) "Do you have some cereal?" (give quizzical look to the audience) (random twitching) This guy asked for some cereal. So, I say no. (inappropriate pause) I know what you are thinking. (give reeruned look to the audience) Admiral Crunch, couldn't you spare the guy some cereal? (violently shakes head) No. I will not. He doesn't deserve it. NOW I AM GOING TO START YELLING FOR NO REASON!!!!!!! NOW I AM GOING TO RUN AROUND THE STAGE LIKE A reerun!!!!!!!! MANIACAL LAUGH IN 3...2...1.... LOLOLOOLOHAHAHAHALOLOLOHAHAHAHA ... and then I tell him, "Walk into an AIDS tree."
Hey, you stole that last part from Louis C.K.!
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:33 AM   #20
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of course he has time to lift weights, lord knows he doesn't spend it writing jokes
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:34 AM   #21
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Best joke ever.

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Sunday Night. It will be on Comedy Central, right after the Roast of David Hasselhoff.
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:34 AM   #22
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BG, there is some deep seeded Dane Cook hate in this place. I'd duck for cover if I were you.
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I'd love to see Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia have an antifreeze chugging contest.
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:35 AM   #23
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Why? Why be down on Dane? What did he ever do to you people!!!!!
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:36 AM   #24
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:37 AM   #25
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Why? Why be down on Dane? What did he ever do to you people!!!!!
He ruined comedy.
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:37 AM   #26
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Please stop watching this show as it perpetuates the idea that Dane Cook is funny.
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:38 AM   #27
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He ruined comedy.
Ok who do you guys like? I love comedy and have always wanted to go to comedy club, but have never got to yet. Throw me some names out I will watch them if I haven't yet.
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:39 AM   #28
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I just made it up.
Funny either way I guess. I could see Dane having trouble with things like contractions, possessive nouns, and jokes...
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:39 AM   #29
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He ruined comedy.
Are you all the ones who sent him the anonymous email after his parents died.
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:40 AM   #30
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Please stop watching this show as it perpetuates the idea that Dane Cook is funny.
Now, now, nobody really believes Dane Cook is funny.
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