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JOhn · 02:49 AM

Apparently I'm going through a mid-life crises, or so my kids and a few friends tell me.
Since my divorce 2 years ago, and getting my life back in order, including a new Executive job which enables me to dress in a suit/tie everyday. A new vehicle and fooling around with a lot of different ladies, and the fact I can't seem to listen to my stereo in my vehicle without having it blaring

I turn 43 this summer, and have been fooling around with a 22 y/o (nothing serious) and my friends seem to think I'm going through a mid-life thing. I'm starting to think so myself

After a lot of joking around by the people at work, got me to thinking that there has to be a lot of men/woman who have or are fooling around with someone way younger than them, so whats the biggest age difference you have experienced? I sometimes think it's just me, as my ex was 10 years younger than me.

Pioli Zombie · 06-09-2009, 10:21 PM

It was a cool, spring day when I saw her, taking out her checkbook at the Hyvee. Bernice wrote out the check for $9.12 and as her hands shook I knew she was the one. When she dropped her pen I reached down to pick it up and when I handed it to her our eyes met. She squinted through her thick glasses and said "thank you". At first I was speechless and then I said "the pleasure is all mine, my lady. Do you...live around here?". She told m$e she did at the new senior center behind the store. I offered to carry her bags for her so that she could manage her walker a little easier. She thanked me and off we went.
I don't know if was the smell of her moth ball clothes are the blue veins on her arms but something got a hold of me that day and dammit, I wasn't going to let go of that lassie. When we got to her apartment she aked if I would like some tea or some vitamins. I said "No Bernice. I have all I need right here" I moved her walker to the side, grabbed her brittle frame, and pulled her close. She stammered and said, "you know Pioli Zombie, I'm nearly 35 years older than you". I said "I don't care. I'm taking you woman!" And we kissed passionately. The taste of polygrip filled my soul and I could feel my loins ready to break free.
It was then that the security guards came in and dragged me away.
But I still remember that special moment with Bernice, and neither her son or that restraining order can take those memories from me.
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JOhn · 06-09-2009, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

It was a cool, spring day when I saw her, taking out her checkbook at the Hyvee. Bernice wrote out the check for $9.12 and as her hands shook I knew she was the one. When she dropped her pen I reached down to pick it up and when I handed it to her eyes met. She squined through her thick glasses and said "thank you". At first I was speechless and then I said "the pleasure is all mine, my lady. Do you...live around here?". She told m$e she did at the new senior center behind the store. I offered to carry her bags for her so that she manage her walker a little easier. She thanked me and off we went.
I don't know if was the smell of her moth ball clothes are the blue veins on her arms but something got a hold of me that day and dammit, I wasn't going to let go of that lassie. When we got to her apartment she aked if I would like some tea or some vitamins. I said "No Bernice. I have all I need right here" I moved her walker to the side, grabbed her brittle frame, and pulled her close. She stammered and said, "you know Pioli Zombie, I'm nearly 35 years older than you". I said "I don't care. I'm taking you woman!" And he kissed passionately. The taste polygrip filled my soul and I could feel my loins ready to break free.
It was then that the security guards came in and dragged me away.
But I still remember that special moment with Bernice, and neither her son or that restraining order can take those memories from me.
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Ah HA!!!!

Now I know who you are...........

SKIP!!!

Chaunceythe3rd · 06-09-2009, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by JOhn

Sweet the new PC policeman is on duty

Let me guess you took some psychology classes in college or my do it for a living?

Actually, political correctness is the last thing on my mind. Rather a fascinating journey through the primordial ooze of this message board. I wouldn't change a thing about it. I think it is the greatest cast of characters assembled in one place since P T Barnum's "Greatest Show on Earth".

Keep up the great postings without regard to my insights. Given the tone of the posters here I don't think that any inhibition of your thoughts is possible, anyway.

Chaunceythe3rd · 06-09-2009, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

It was a cool, spring day when I saw her, taking out her checkbook at the Hyvee. Bernice wrote out the check for $9.12 and as her hands shook I knew she was the one. When she dropped her pen I reached down to pick it up and when I handed it to her our eyes met. She squinted through her thick glasses and said "thank you". At first I was speechless and then I said "the pleasure is all mine, my lady. Do you...live around here?". She told m$e she did at the new senior center behind the store. I offered to carry her bags for her so that she could manage her walker a little easier. She thanked me and off we went.
I don't know if was the smell of her moth ball clothes are the blue veins on her arms but something got a hold of me that day and dammit, I wasn't going to let go of that lassie. When we got to her apartment she aked if I would like some tea or some vitamins. I said "No Bernice. I have all I need right here" I moved her walker to the side, grabbed her brittle frame, and pulled her close. She stammered and said, "you know Pioli Zombie, I'm nearly 35 years older than you". I said "I don't care. I'm taking you woman!" And we kissed passionately. The taste of polygrip filled my soul and I could feel my loins ready to break free.
It was then that the security guards came in and dragged me away.
But I still remember that special moment with Bernice, and neither her son or that restraining order can take those memories from me.
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Pioli Zombie · 06-09-2009, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JOhn

Ah HA!!!!

Now I know who you are...........

SKIP!!!

Skiptowne? Nah. He hates me. I think I said he had 2 Gay dads.
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listopencil · 06-09-2009, 10:27 PM

**** it. Age is just another number and I never was very good at math.

**Buck** · 06-09-2009, 10:30 PM

8 Years Older

Never with anyone younger.

1 Year older is my lowest.

Pioli Zombie · 06-09-2009, 10:31 PM

Whats worse?

A girl way younger?
A girl way older?
A hooker?
reeruned girl by the lake.
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JOhn · 06-09-2009, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Chaunceythe3rd

Actually, political correctness is the last thing on my mind. Rather a fascinating journey through the primordial ooze of this message board. I wouldn't change a thing about it. I think it is the greatest cast of characters assembled in one place since P T Barnum's "Greatest Show on Earth".

Keep up the great postings without regard to my insights. Given the tone of the posters here I don't think that any inhibition of your thoughts is possible, anyway.

Ahhh another eloquent poster, who see's his role as the transcendent poster.

KCChiefsMan · 06-09-2009, 10:34 PM

drunk beer goggle, 25 yrs old at the time, did a 45 yr old. she wasnt as cute the next morn, good in bed tho

JOhn · 06-09-2009, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil

**** it. Age is just another number and I never was very good at math.

Frazod · 06-09-2009, 10:40 PM

Eight years for me. Bagged a smokin 32-year-old when I was 24. That was wonderful. And my wife is eight years younger than I am.

BWillie · 06-09-2009, 10:42 PM

My wife wasn't isn't born yet. But, currently. I was 25 and she was 18. You guys that checked above 20 years are my heros....as long as they were younger than you.

JOhn · 06-09-2009, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007

My wife wasn't isn't born yet. But, currently. I was 25 and she was 18. You guys that checked above 20 years are my heros....as long as they were younger than you.

Actually have gone to both extremes ( had to watch how I worded that one ), was with a 37 y/o woman when I was 18. Was good, but wish I had known what I was doing then, and what I had...lol ahhh the follies of youth

Spott · 06-09-2009, 10:49 PM

I dated a 45 year old when I was 35 and a 21 year old when I was 30, but I prefer women close to my age. Luckily I don't have a daughter because I'd probably cut the dude's balls off if he was my age and trying to hook up with someone half his age.

View Poll Results: Whats the biggest age difference you had with a partner
1-2 years	6	4.92%
3-4 years	17	13.93%
5-6 years	15	12.30%
7-8 years	15	12.30%
9-10 years	15	12.30%
11-12 years	12	9.84%
13-14 years	11	9.02%
15-16 years	8	6.56%
17-18 years	7	5.74%
19-20+ years	13	10.66%
Not sure. How old is Gaz?	3	2.46%
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06-09-2009, 07:06 PM
JOhn El' Barto Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Cody, WY / Tucson AZ Casino cash: $9964900	Whats the biggest age difference in a sex partner of yours Apparently I'm going through a mid-life crises, or so my kids and a few friends tell me. Since my divorce 2 years ago, and getting my life back in order, including a new Executive job which enables me to dress in a suit/tie everyday. A new vehicle and fooling around with a lot of different ladies, and the fact I can't seem to listen to my stereo in my vehicle without having it blaring I turn 43 this summer, and have been fooling around with a 22 y/o (nothing serious) and my friends seem to think I'm going through a mid-life thing. I'm starting to think so myself After a lot of joking around by the people at work, got me to thinking that there has to be a lot of men/woman who have or are fooling around with someone way younger than them, so whats the biggest age difference you have experienced? I sometimes think it's just me, as my ex was 10 years younger than me. Last edited by JOhn; 06-11-2009 at 02:49 AM..
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06-09-2009, 10:21 PM	#61
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	It was a cool, spring day when I saw her, taking out her checkbook at the Hyvee. Bernice wrote out the check for $9.12 and as her hands shook I knew she was the one. When she dropped her pen I reached down to pick it up and when I handed it to her our eyes met. She squinted through her thick glasses and said "thank you". At first I was speechless and then I said "the pleasure is all mine, my lady. Do you...live around here?". She told m$e she did at the new senior center behind the store. I offered to carry her bags for her so that she could manage her walker a little easier. She thanked me and off we went. I don't know if was the smell of her moth ball clothes are the blue veins on her arms but something got a hold of me that day and dammit, I wasn't going to let go of that lassie. When we got to her apartment she aked if I would like some tea or some vitamins. I said "No Bernice. I have all I need right here" I moved her walker to the side, grabbed her brittle frame, and pulled her close. She stammered and said, "you know Pioli Zombie, I'm nearly 35 years older than you". I said "I don't care. I'm taking you woman!" And we kissed passionately. The taste of polygrip filled my soul and I could feel my loins ready to break free. It was then that the security guards came in and dragged me away. But I still remember that special moment with Bernice, and neither her son or that restraining order can take those memories from me. Posted via Mobile Device
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06-09-2009, 10:27 PM	#66
listopencil Immanentize The Eschaton Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In Partibus Infidelium Casino cash: $-1044120	** it. Age is just another number and I never was very good at math. __________________ While you live, shine. Have no grief at all. Life exists only for a short while and time demands its toll.**
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06-09-2009, 10:30 PM	#67
Buck Take a Chill Pill Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Carolina Casino cash: $6010295	8 Years Older Never with anyone younger. 1 Year older is my lowest.
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06-09-2009, 10:31 PM	#68
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	Whats worse? A girl way younger? A girl way older? A hooker? reeruned girl by the lake. Posted via Mobile Device
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06-09-2009, 10:34 PM	#70
KCChiefsMan AIC Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Roxbury, MA Casino cash: $10004900	drunk beer goggle, 25 yrs old at the time, did a 45 yr old. she wasnt as cute the next morn, good in bed tho
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06-09-2009, 10:40 PM	#72
Frazod Did you hear what I said? Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $-766615	Eight years for me. Bagged a smokin 32-year-old when I was 24. That was wonderful. And my wife is eight years younger than I am.
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06-09-2009, 10:42 PM	#73
BWillie Are you ready to Rumble? Join Date: Apr 2006 Casino cash: $-1448759	My wife wasn't isn't born yet. But, currently. I was 25 and she was 18. You guys that checked above 20 years are my heros....as long as they were younger than you.
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06-09-2009, 10:49 PM	#75
Spott Court Jester Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Orlando Casino cash: $-807600	I dated a 45 year old when I was 35 and a 21 year old when I was 30, but I prefer women close to my age. Luckily I don't have a daughter because I'd probably cut the dude's balls off if he was my age and trying to hook up with someone half his age.
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