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Simply Red · 02:39 PM

So my neighbor (Sabrina) has a friend from Yale (Christie.) They never knew each other @ Yale. Funny, they met each other here. (Atlanta)

Anyway, so Sabrina and I are relatively close and we've done numerous things together, however she has a man in which she's holding-down a long-distance relationship w/. Welp, the other day we were running and she had casually mentioned that Christie (temp. roomy) and her had discussed small talk, like talking about guys and stuff (the prior night.) Sabrina (my neighbor) mentioned they'd eventually discussed 'guys.' She went on and on and illustrated that Christie is much different than that of herself (Sabrina.) In fact she'd mentioned Christie didn't think that it was a big deal at all hooking up w/ guys (as in sex.)

So, I was over there last night (briefly.) To try to meet Christie. She was very friendly to me. Well, Sabrina (my neighbor) is going out of town this weekend. I said: "Oh dear, I'd better get you my cell phone number in case you need anything while Sabrina's away." She replied, "That's a good idea" and then continued to tell me that she'd just called me and that the missed-call was her.

SO,

Pointers are really needed here, this girl is like 5'2" and petite w/ big blue eyes. 24 BTW she's a solid '8' if you don't mind the smaller petite ones.

teedubya · 08-07-2009, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

and this is good therapy, it's easy to loose your burst w/ game, very. I know all of you don't know this. But it is, and I'm generally OVERconfident, @least I used to be.

there still may be a chance @ her, but she'll have to pursue, she really hurt my feelings last night w/ the disrespect. I woke up and immediately negrepped googlegoogle just to help w/ the stress.

How did SHE disrespect YOU? YOU didn't return her texts... you were waiting for the sun and the moon and the stars to be in perfect alignment, instead of seizing the ****ing day. It's Carpe Diem... seize the day... It's not "Carpe Saturday afternoon, hopefully.... unless some other dude hits it firstiem"

teedubya · 08-07-2009, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

Wait, i thought the rule was to do the exact opposite of what you all recommend... Is that no longer that standing rule?

96.27% of the people have your best interest at heart...

wild1 · 08-07-2009, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs

And what is FUNNY about this thread... is you ASKED us to instruct you... and you IGNORED all advice. You deserve to not get the poon.

this

**Iowanian** · 08-07-2009, 03:24 PM

Even if she got railed by moby dick last night, it doesn't mean she can't bounce back a couple of days later. If she's washed well, her belly won't stink or remain sticky.

He didn't ruin it. If he did, sneak up a peg.

Simply Red · 08-07-2009, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Even if she got railed by moby dick last night, it doesn't mean she can't bounce back a couple of days later. If she's washed well, her belly won't stink or remain sticky.

He didn't ruin it. If he did, sneak up a peg.

wutamess · 08-07-2009, 03:30 PM

All of this was seen coming from a mile away... A blind man could've seen this happening when you're sitting there acting like a lil bi@tch like gochiefs.

Grow a fuggin pair... this aint play games like a 12-13 year old... these are real horny women that can get dick quicker than you can get the pussy. Smarten up and get your swagger back.

Also... since you're really pissed or whatever and don't really give a shit... Text her... "when you gonna let me tap dat"... This could be fun.

My guess is you get lucky tonight.

Stewie · 08-07-2009, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess

All of this was seen coming from a mile away... A blind man could've seen this happening when you're sitting there acting like a lil bi@tch like gochiefs.

Grow a fuggin pair... this aint play games like a 12-13 year old... these are real horny women that can get dick quicker than you can get the pussy. Smarten up and get your swagger back.

Also... since you're really pissed or whatever and don't really give a shit... Text her... "when you gonna let me tap dat"... This could be fun.

My guess is you get lucky tonight.

He won't. He's wallerin'. Woe is me is the flavor of the day.

**rockymtnchief** · 08-07-2009, 03:34 PM

No work tomorrow. Get your ass over there before she decides to go out and find some other man that makes her yell "ROCKYMTNCHIEF" at the top of her lungs again!

wutamess · 08-07-2009, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie

He won't. He's wallerin'. Woe is me is the flavor of the day.

Man I'm pissed and it isn't even my schlong that needs wet (well it does).
I told him! Told Him! TOLD HIM! And he sat there on his ass like gochiefs so he can play victim at the current moment. And it's not like I didn't tell him SOME of what MAY happen. I told him EXACTLY what was going to happen.

Remember the scene on 40yo virgin with Seth hit the coworker in the nutts when he wouldn't hit on the new hiree at the bar? That's what I want to do to SR. It's time for you to man-up and start taking charge of your life instead of letting it dictate you.

ziggysocki · 08-07-2009, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs

How did SHE disrespect YOU? YOU didn't return her texts... you were waiting for the sun and the moon and the stars to be in perfect alignment, instead of seizing the ****ing day. It's Carpe Diem... seize the day... It's not "Carpe Saturday afternoon, hopefully.... unless some other dude hits it firstiem"

haha. . .

THIS

Stewie · 08-07-2009, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess

Man I'm pissed and it isn't even my schlong that needs wet (well it does).
I told him! Told Him! TOLD HIM! And he sat there on his ass like gochiefs so he can play victim at the current moment. And it's not like I didn't tell him SOME of what MAY happen. I told him EXACTLY what was going to happen.

Remember the scene on 40yo virgin with Seth hit the coworker in the nutts when he wouldn't hit on the new hiree at the bar? That's what I want to do to SR. It's time for you to man-up and start taking charge of your life instead of letting it dictate you.

For $600 million casino cash SR's neighbor and friend will double up on him! It's a sacrifice I'm sure you're willing to make.

teedubya · 08-07-2009, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess

Man I'm pissed ...

I feel the same way. Don't ask for advice and then ignore everyone. Complete weak sauce.

Simply Red · 08-07-2009, 03:46 PM

Want to lay hot chicks? Then keep this first and foremost in mind: The
quickest and easiest way to kill any attraction a woman may be starting to feel for
you is to feel insecure about yourself, or to be needy, or to seek approval. When
you have the mindset of being desperate to please, you end up coming on too
strong, too early. You become clingy. It’s like you’re begging.
There’s an old saying about banks: they only want to loan you money
when you’re loaded already. If you genuinely need the money, then you can
forget it.

wutamess · 08-07-2009, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie

For $600 million casino cash SR's neighbor and friend will double up on him! It's a sacrifice I'm sure you're willing to make.

There an english version of this I can read?

**Skip Towne** · 08-07-2009, 03:47 PM

I haven't paid much attention to this thread but it seems SR has changed his MO quite a bit. He seized his Niner within minutes of meeting her.

08-04-2009, 08:27 AM
Simply Red You Sweetie! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021206219 VARSITY	-- Please instruct me as to how to land my neighbor's temporary roommate. So my neighbor (Sabrina) has a friend from Yale (Christie.) They never knew each other @ Yale. Funny, they met each other here. (Atlanta) Anyway, so Sabrina and I are relatively close and we've done numerous things together, however she has a man in which she's holding-down a long-distance relationship w/. Welp, the other day we were running and she had casually mentioned that Christie (temp. roomy) and her had discussed small talk, like talking about guys and stuff (the prior night.) Sabrina (my neighbor) mentioned they'd eventually discussed 'guys.' She went on and on and illustrated that Christie is much different than that of herself (Sabrina.) In fact she'd mentioned Christie didn't think that it was a big deal at all hooking up w/ guys (as in sex.) So, I was over there last night (briefly.) To try to meet Christie. She was very friendly to me. Well, Sabrina (my neighbor) is going out of town this weekend. I said: "Oh dear, I'd better get you my cell phone number in case you need anything while Sabrina's away." She replied, "That's a good idea" and then continued to tell me that she'd just called me and that the missed-call was her. SO, Pointers are really needed here, this girl is like 5'2" and petite w/ big blue eyes. 24 BTW she's a solid '8' if you don't mind the smaller petite ones. Last edited by Simply Red; 08-04-2009 at 02:39 PM..
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08-07-2009, 03:24 PM	#319
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1668454	Even if she got railed by moby dick last night, it doesn't mean she can't bounce back a couple of days later. If she's washed well, her belly won't stink or remain sticky. He didn't ruin it. If he did, sneak up a peg.
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08-07-2009, 03:30 PM	#321
wutamess MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Lee's Summit Casino cash: $4711637	All of this was seen coming from a mile away... A blind man could've seen this happening when you're sitting there acting like a lil bi@tch like gochiefs. Grow a fuggin pair... this aint play games like a 12-13 year old... these are real horny women that can get dick quicker than you can get the pussy. Smarten up and get your swagger back. Also... since you're really pissed or whatever and don't really give a shit... Text her... "when you gonna let me tap dat"... This could be fun. My guess is you get lucky tonight.
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08-07-2009, 03:34 PM	#323
rockymtnchief Supporter Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The Crazys of Montana Casino cash: $10018968 VARSITY	No work tomorrow. Get your ass over there before she decides to go out and find some other man that makes her yell "ROCKYMTNCHIEF" at the top of her lungs again!
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08-07-2009, 03:46 PM	#328
Simply Red You Sweetie! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021206219 VARSITY	Want to lay hot chicks? Then keep this first and foremost in mind: The quickest and easiest way to kill any attraction a woman may be starting to feel for you is to feel insecure about yourself, or to be needy, or to seek approval. When you have the mindset of being desperate to please, you end up coming on too strong, too early. You become clingy. It’s like you’re begging. There’s an old saying about banks: they only want to loan you money when you’re loaded already. If you genuinely need the money, then you can forget it.
Posts: 71,691

08-07-2009, 03:47 PM	#330
Skip Towne Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: T-Town Casino cash: $10004900	I haven't paid much attention to this thread but it seems SR has changed his MO quite a bit. He seized his Niner within minutes of meeting her.
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