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Old 08-04-2009, 08:27 AM  
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-- Please instruct me as to how to land my neighbor's temporary roommate.
So my neighbor (Sabrina) has a friend from Yale (Christie.) They never knew each other @ Yale. Funny, they met each other here. (Atlanta)

Anyway, so Sabrina and I are relatively close and we've done numerous things together, however she has a man in which she's holding-down a long-distance relationship w/. Welp, the other day we were running and she had casually mentioned that Christie (temp. roomy) and her had discussed small talk, like talking about guys and stuff (the prior night.) Sabrina (my neighbor) mentioned they'd eventually discussed 'guys.' She went on and on and illustrated that Christie is much different than that of herself (Sabrina.) In fact she'd mentioned Christie didn't think that it was a big deal at all hooking up w/ guys (as in sex.)

So, I was over there last night (briefly.) To try to meet Christie. She was very friendly to me. Well, Sabrina (my neighbor) is going out of town this weekend. I said: "Oh dear, I'd better get you my cell phone number in case you need anything while Sabrina's away." She replied, "That's a good idea" and then continued to tell me that she'd just called me and that the missed-call was her.

SO,

Pointers are really needed here, this girl is like 5'2" and petite w/ big blue eyes. 24 BTW she's a solid '8' if you don't mind the smaller petite ones.
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Old 08-07-2009, 04:06 PM   #346
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Stop playing games dumbass. She wanted your nuts. All you had to do was invite her over.

I could have closed this deal.

You are ****ing pissing me off.

should you and I go talk to someone?
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Old 08-07-2009, 04:08 PM   #347
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should you and I go talk to someone?
Make sure it's not out in the woods!
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Old 08-07-2009, 04:09 PM   #348
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Stop playing games dumbass. She wanted your nuts. All you had to do was invite her over.

I could have closed this deal.

You are ****ing pissing me off.
Uh, SR was married and had real vaginal sex quite often I'm sure.

You're a creepy Internet slug.
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Old 08-07-2009, 04:10 PM   #349
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should you and I go talk to someone?
****ing text her right now.

"Come over."

RIGHT

****ING

NOW
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Old 08-07-2009, 04:10 PM   #350
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Uh, SR was married and had real vaginal sex quite often I'm sure.

You're a creepy Internet slug.
Who has had sex more recently than SR.
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Old 08-07-2009, 04:10 PM   #351
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Stop playing games dumbass. She wanted your nuts. All you had to do was invite her over.

I could have closed this deal.

You are ****ing pissing me off.
Unlikely she'd be interested in "lives with Mom guy".
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Old 08-07-2009, 04:12 PM   #352
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Pls love each other, everyone,

look, ty, you all's advice may or may not work, I'll give it a spin later on.


thanks, I'm going to play poker w/ Donger now. I'll try to chk in later.
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Old 08-07-2009, 04:14 PM   #353
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Stop playing games dumbass. She wanted your nuts. All you had to do was invite her over.

I could have closed this deal.

You are ****ing pissing me off.

I think you have no room to talk. He's not exactly driving around the parking lot and then going home to cry into his starwarts blanket.

Simple has probably penetrated a significantly higher number of gapers than your esteemed 1(one)(Uno).
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Old 08-07-2009, 04:15 PM   #354
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Stop playing games dumbass. She wanted your nuts. All you had to do was invite her over.

I could have closed this deal.

You are ****ing pissing me off.
This is a real woman, not some 50 year old gay man sending emails through craigslist.
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procrastination is for pussies...er... uh... those who DONT get pussies.
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I think you have no room to talk. He's not exactly driving around the parking lot and then going home to cry into his starwarts blanket.

Simple has probably penetrated a significantly higher number of gapers than your esteemed 1(one)(Uno).
It doesn't. ****ing. matter.

If I lived next door to this chick, and she kept giving me these signals, we would pounding genitals like nobody's business.
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Old 08-07-2009, 04:20 PM   #357
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no you wouldn't.

You'd have to talk to her in person, and you've already established that you're rather suck a cock than speak to a woman face to face, without a pre-arranged blowjob from some whore who has already sucked 4-5 pickles that afternoon.
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Ryan, at this point I don't think you really want to get laid.

You just enjoy flirting with girls.

I think you need serious professional help.
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