NFL Draft Great Moments in Wonderlic History - 2005 - Page 2

TFG · 10-16-2009, 07:39 AM

They usually give the results with the defense first, starting with the DBs. In 2005, the CrimiNoles took the early lead, with Jerome Carter taking the DUMBEST Safety prize. Then the CrimiNoles struck again, taking DE with Eric Moore's lowest score of 9. The Gators chomped back into the fight with Jon Colon taking OT with a 12, or not quite statistically significant evidence of more intelligence than a parrot, which would theoretically score a 10 by answering "A" 50 times. With the score CrimiNoles 2, Gators 1, and Cokes 0, Miami was looking pretty desperate. But, with courage, dedication, and commitment, the Caines rallied...

TE: Kevin Everett - da "U" (12) ... and the crowd shouts "GO CAINES!!!!"
WR: Roscoe Parrish - da "U" (10) ... and just like that the Cokes and CrimiNoles are tied
RB: Frank Gore - da "U" (6) ... the delivery gets through, and the Cokes take the lead... crowd goes wild
QB: Brock Berlin - da "U" (13) - footnote: UF transfer

and the crowd just goes to freebase, as the co-Caines reel off FOUR IN A ROW to snatch the DUMBEST TEAM award from the CrimiNoles and Gators.

Final Score

Cokes 4
CrimiNoles 2
Gators 1+ (partial credit for Brock Berlin)

After the game, Bobby BowDUHn was asked about the disappointment of losing to the Cokes yet again.

"Gosh darn it. I can not believe we lost. I'll give the Cokes credit, they were dumber than we were this year. However, I think we have an excellent shot at taking the title back next year"

MOhillbilly · 10-16-2009, 08:11 AM

so is it worst? best? best worst noob? one of you a-holes need to 2nd my nomination or it isnt official.

**Bwana** · 10-16-2009, 09:02 AM

Stick to posting in the DC....dipshit.

**Dave Lane** · 10-16-2009, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

this thread is ****in stoopid. **** you.

I chuckled a couple times. Being stoopid (sic) is stoopid.

There is no glamorous way to polish that turd. If you aren't very smart your life is screwed.

**MahiMike** · 10-16-2009, 10:51 AM

I thought it was funny.

**DaneMcCloud** · 10-16-2009, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Delano

I've wondered if TFG is a dupe of a longtime CP troll. Like percy_snow or marlboro_Chief.

I don't think so

**Buehler445** · 10-16-2009, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

I don't think so

I don't either. He linked a bunch of other stuff he did when he was mwlting down because we didn't take Eugene Monroe with the #3 overall.
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**bevischief** · 10-16-2009, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

i nominate TFG for worst noob of the year 09'.

**Reaper16** · 10-16-2009, 12:13 PM

This thread is fine. Poorly formatted, sure, but the basic content -- making fun of idiots -- is good enough.

TFG · 10-16-2009, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16

This thread is fine. Poorly formatted, sure, but the basic content -- making fun of idiots -- is good enough.

Looks like it got someone peeved. My "negative" rating just went back up to MAX again...

Half the fun of being a Vanderbilt fan was the Wonderlic, or "discovering" how badly the other SEC programs cheat academically. For example, the "low" for all positions this year was a DT from our archrival Tennessee, Demonte Bolden, who came through with a 5. This was the first year in many not dominated by the state of FLA. It ended up a tie between LSU, which won FB and S, and the Cinderella surprise Nevada, which only had two players at the combine, but they made it count, taking home WR and MLB. So, it was Nevada winning the AP Poll, and LSU taking the Coach's Poll (because the coaches noticed that LSU finished "second" at OG with Herman Johnson and came close in several other positions.)

kstater · 10-16-2009, 12:45 PM

At least Smed makes sense some of the time, you on the other hand...

ChiefsCountry · 10-16-2009, 03:47 PM

A bunch of Florida smack on a board where majority even really cares about them is pretty lame.

10-16-2009, 07:39 AM
TFG Banned Join Date: Aug 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	Great Moments in Wonderlic History - 2005 They usually give the results with the defense first, starting with the DBs. In 2005, the CrimiNoles took the early lead, with Jerome Carter taking the DUMBEST Safety prize. Then the CrimiNoles struck again, taking DE with Eric Moore's lowest score of 9. The Gators chomped back into the fight with Jon Colon taking OT with a 12, or not quite statistically significant evidence of more intelligence than a parrot, which would theoretically score a 10 by answering "A" 50 times. With the score CrimiNoles 2, Gators 1, and Cokes 0, Miami was looking pretty desperate. But, with courage, dedication, and commitment, the Caines rallied... TE: Kevin Everett - da "U" (12) ... and the crowd shouts "GO CAINES!!!!" WR: Roscoe Parrish - da "U" (10) ... and just like that the Cokes and CrimiNoles are tied RB: Frank Gore - da "U" (6) ... the delivery gets through, and the Cokes take the lead... crowd goes wild QB: Brock Berlin - da "U" (13) - footnote: UF transfer and the crowd just goes to freebase, as the co-Caines reel off FOUR IN A ROW to snatch the DUMBEST TEAM award from the CrimiNoles and Gators. Final Score Cokes 4 CrimiNoles 2 Gators 1+ (partial credit for Brock Berlin) After the game, Bobby BowDUHn was asked about the disappointment of losing to the Cokes yet again. "Gosh darn it. I can not believe we lost. I'll give the Cokes credit, they were dumber than we were this year. However, I think we have an excellent shot at taking the title back next year"
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