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Yes! 52 43.70%
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Old 12-15-2009, 05:23 PM  
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You have a wife...things are ok...meh meh...sex once a week...twice a month...blah blah blah...

Jessica Alba walks up to you...says she wants to bang...no strings...just bang...one time...no one will know...she just wants dogged and that's it!

BUT YOU'RE MARRIED?!

What would you do?

To dog, or not to dog?
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Old 12-15-2009, 05:24 PM   #2
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Old 12-15-2009, 05:25 PM   #3
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I voted yes, but I'm not married...
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Old 12-15-2009, 05:28 PM   #4
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I voted yes, but I'm not married...
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Old 12-15-2009, 05:28 PM   #5
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Once or twice a month? That's ludicrous. How about 3-4x a week just as a starting point?

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Old 12-15-2009, 05:29 PM   #6
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Old 12-15-2009, 05:31 PM   #7
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It's Jessica Alba.
While in theory, I agree with Phobs....THIS!!!!
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Old 12-15-2009, 05:31 PM   #8
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Old 12-15-2009, 05:31 PM   #9
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Mary voted no but I think we all know what that's about.
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Old 12-15-2009, 05:32 PM   #10
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I voted yes, but I'm not married...
This.

Anytime you put Jessica Alba in a "bang or not to bang"-poll, there's only one way my vote is headed.
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Old 12-15-2009, 05:32 PM   #11
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lol, Jessica Alba should be in every guys celeb free to bang list.
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Old 12-15-2009, 05:35 PM   #12
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Clarification: what if your wife is Jessica Alba? Is this then a trick to get a divorce settlement, or would we assume that it's Jessica's unknown twin who was lost at birth?


As an aside, my wife and I have an arrangement where if Bruce Springsteen and his wife Patty Scialfa ever propose a one-night swap with us, we'll say yes.
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Old 12-15-2009, 05:38 PM   #13
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Old 12-15-2009, 05:39 PM   #14
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If said wife is only putting out twice a month then she is not living up to her womanlly duties. There for you should not have to. IMO
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Old 12-15-2009, 05:41 PM   #15
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I voted no.

I'd ask her to repeat her proposition again while I secretly dialed my wife. She would hear and I would deposit so many points in the Bank of Wife that I could retire and have Alba-esque sex for the rest of my life.

And I'd sell the story to TMZ.

And no, I wouldn't ever cheat on my wife. I love her, I made a promise to her, and I've seen the consequences of infidelity in others' lives. I like what I've got.
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