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Taekwondo monkeys attack trainer
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...k-trainer.html
A troop of performing monkeys instructed in the martial art of taekwondo has taken revenge on their trainer. Lo Wung, 42, taught the monkeys so they could entertain crowds outside a shopping centre in Nshi, in eastern China's Hubei province. But the money-spinning primates turned the tables on their trainer when he slipped during a show, with one quick-thinking monkey flooring him with a kick to the head. Hu Luang, 32, a bystander who photographed the incident, said: "I saw one punch him in the eye - he grabbed another by the ear and it responded by grabbing his nose. They were leaping and jumping all over the place. It was better than a Bruce Lee film." At one point the monkey trainer grabbed a staff to hit the monkeys, only to find himself facing a stick-brandishing monkey that cracked him over the head. He only managed to get the monkeys under control by tangling them up in the rope that had been used to stop them running off. Mr Hu said: "He was really furious, he made the monkeys kneel on the ground with their hands tied behind their backs to punish them and make them show remorse for their nasty attack." PETA trained animal terrorists! |
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PUT HIM IN A BODY BAG, MONKEY!!!!!
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Hence the hostility from these monkeys. They’re outcasts, freaks, not allowed to play the happy monkey games other monkeys play and someone is going to pay!
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For some reason the song "Kung Fu Fighting" is stuck in my head now.
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I want a ninja attack monkey now....
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That's what you get for teaching monkeys martial arts .... dumbass.
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Must remember balance Monkey-san.
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next some moron will start teaching sharks how to survive on land so they can kill us all.
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That's some funny shit!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Monkey poo Shuriken.
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