Blow It Out Your Ass

[FAX]

Often said and as often confusing. What, exactly, does one wish to see blown out of the other person's ass? It's true, of course, that if God really wanted us to blow stuff out our asses other than ... you know ... poo stuff ... he would have given us that ability. Still, they said the same thing about submarines so there's still hope.

Having considered this question, I have decided that, if I could blow something out of my ass, it would be airborne grenades that I could control with my mental energy and direct wherever I want them to go. It would be best if they were magnetic, so they could affix themselves to cars that cut me off in traffic.

Alternatively, invisible, vicious, groin eating gnomes (IVIGEGs) would be good, too. That way, when somebody irritated me (like Mr. Phobia, for example), I could blow IVIGEGs out of my ass that would attack the person mercilessly for hours on end.

Those are my thoughts, anyway, and I was wondering ... if you could blow something out of your ass, what would it be?

Thanks in advance for your responses to this thread. And if you don't want to respond, well ... you know what to do.

FAX

Disclaimers: Sorry if repost.

[Slainte]

Originally Posted by FAX

if you could blow something out of your ass, what would it be?

Caramel vodka, of course...

[penchief]

I don't know about "blow it out your ass" but I've often wondered if the phrase "eat shit and die" hasn't been misinterpreted. It probably would be satisfying to see someone you resent have to eat shit before they die but it doesn't make much sense because eating shit isn't necessarily fatal.

I've often pondered whether it was intended to be a way of telling someone that they are worthless and to bug off because for all you care they can eat, shit, and die (the cycle of life).

[Jack]

Originally Posted by el borracho

What does, "The king is dead! Long live the king!" mean?

It means the king is dead and long live the king. . .

Once there was an original Star Trek episode when Kirk and crew came upon a civilization that only spoke in metaphors. I thought how strange it was at the time that it took the whole episode to figure out how to communicate.

If you think about it, it would be somewhat unnatural for English speaking people to actually talk without using metaphors.

It's colder than hell. . .it's hotter than hell; used both ways and not very informative.

Drunk as a skunk. . never met a drunken skunk, hope I never do.

Fresh as s spring day. . . try March weather in the Midwest.

Pushing up daisies. . .don't even want to think about it at my age.

English by far is the most misunderstood language. Try to speak without metaphors and you would be lost as a babe in the woods.

Wow, this is some deep shit

[Frankie]

Originally Posted by bogie

There was great commercial about people getting money out of their ass. If I could, I would blow $$ out of my ass. I would have to clean it, but I could still spend it.

Hmmm,... A human slot machine.

I guess the added advantage would be that someone would have to pull on the handle.

[boogblaster]

eat shit and die referes to cow-patties laced with mushrooms .....