Life For Those That Are Still Interested - Page 8

MTG#10 · 01-07-2010, 11:28 AM

I know a lot of you probably think Im just an attention-whore and maybe I am to a degree but there are a few that seem to still be interested in my Jerry Springer life since my cheating-whore of a wife left so here's whats happened in the last few months. I dont remember where I left off so some of this may be old news.

Hot-air balloon girl turned out to be a self-centered bitch. Shit had been building up for a while then one night we were at my daughter's play and she was texting someone through the entire show so when I dropped her off I told her to lose my number. We didnt talk until about a month later she started texting me and now wont leave me alone. She sends me poems, she left flowers and a stuffed lion on my doorstep, says she's in love w/me...really weird. She never really acted like she gave a shit until she lost me but whatever. I actually hit it again a couple days ago and it was probably wrong because I shouldn't mess with her feelings like that but I dont plan on doing it again.

No more than three days after shit went down with hot-air balloon girl I met another chick (online..yeah I know) who was the subject of my "Women are Crazy" thread that I took a lot of heat for. Our little fling lasted about a month then I cut it off with her because she would never let me see her naked..seriously every time we did the deed it had to be dark. I never felt anything out of the ordinary, so I don't think she had any embarrassing deformations or anything but I couldnt get past it so I told her things were moving too fast and I bolted. She still texts me occasionally wanting to "hang out" but I always come up with an excuse.

A week or so later a girl that used to date my old room-mate about 11 years ago found me on facebook. Come to find out she had always liked me and actually came in my room one night back then when my roommate was sleeping because she wanted to **** but I was drunk and wouldnt wake up. So Ive been having a little thing with her for awhile now. Its weird because she used to be really good friends w/my wife and they were even cheerleaders together back in high school. My wife isnt too happy about it but whatever, I really like this one and Im actually starting to get feelings for her. The only problem is she's going through the same thing as me and even still lives w/her husband. He wont ever watch their kids so I dont get to see her but about 2-3 times/week and even then its only about 3-4 hours. And yes he knows they are done and he has a girlfriend too.

Then there's another chick that I met through my work that I ****ed on New Years eve...she doesn't work with me but my company has business with her's so that's how that came about. She's nothing more than a **** though and we've both agreed to that. I don't know anything about her other than where she works, and that she's hot. I don't even know her last name.

Then about a week ago a really old fling, one that I dated about 2 years before I met my wife found me on facebook and we hooked up last saturday, and are supposed to again this saturday. At one time I wanted to marry this girl until she blew my best friend. She is starting to talk about old feelings coming back so I'm probably going to have to set her straight soon because I'm not feeling them.

But I am going to drop all these girls once my wife's old friend gets her own place. She's going to use her tax return to do it so it should only be about a month or so. This is the first girl Ive actually had real feelings for since my wife and we get along great. One of the many things I really like about her is she's EXTREMELY possessive. I know thats normally not a good thing to most people but it turns me on. The girl only weighs about 100 lbs but talks so much shit and says shit like she's going to beat "all these bitches asses" if they dont leave me alone once we make it official. She's feisty as hell and it cracks me up.

Anyway thats it. Flame/support away.

sedated · 01-07-2010, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Jenson71

It takes about 60 days for HIV to make itself solidly present in a test. So, you could have HIV, get tested after 10 days, and it wouldn't show up.

oh geez

**Lumpy** · 01-07-2010, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief

I see you're already a polished first lady of Chiefs Planet.

Me being the backroom deal-cutting campaign manager just calls 'em as I sees 'em.

Hmm, well, I guess I shouldn't tell you that I read your post and misread "backroom"... I thought it read "backdoor".

<----------------- Mind in gutter

ClevelandBronco · 01-07-2010, 01:14 PM

I thought the OP was supposed to end with the revelation that you were both sired by Darth Vader.

CaliforniaChief · 01-07-2010, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

Hmm, well, I guess I shouldn't tell you that I read your post and misread "backroom"... I thought it read "backdoor".

<----------------- Mind in gutter

Looks like you're already preparing your 2010 MVP campaign.

MOhillbilly · 01-07-2010, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania

Ohhh...

, that's funny now.

ironic youd think that was funny, you who has a fat naked man in a rain barrel for a avatard.

tooge · 01-07-2010, 01:20 PM

the "wont let you see her naked" chick, you ever check to see if she has a little tail thingy?

Fritz88 · 01-07-2010, 01:22 PM

I was feeling sorry for your situation, but it seems to me that you are ****ing around too much. Watch out pal.

Frazod · 01-07-2010, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

It wasn't mud though, it was chocolate pudding. We licked each other clean afterwards. Ever seen felines w/ a hygiene OCD? It was kind of like that, except neither of us coughed up any hairballs.

Now I'm going to need another moment alone.

MTG#10 · 01-07-2010, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Fritz88

I was feeling sorry for your situation, but it seems to me that you are ****ing around too much. Watch out pal.

I dont want anyone's sympathy...I mean it felt good in the beginning but Im over her now.

**Lumpy** · 01-07-2010, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Now I'm going to need another moment alone.

Wow! Fraz has teh stamina!

Mile High Mania · 01-07-2010, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

But I am going to drop all these girls once my wife's old friend gets her own place. She's going to use her tax return to do it so it should only be about a month or so. This is the first girl Ive actually had real feelings for since my wife and we get along great. One of the many things I really like about her is she's EXTREMELY possessive. I know thats normally not a good thing to most people but it turns me on. The girl only weighs about 100 lbs but talks so much shit and says shit like she's going to beat "all these bitches asses" if they dont leave me alone once we make it official. She's feisty as hell and it cracks me up.

I did find humor in this one though...

As we all knew from early on, you want a relationship in which you're the one being controlled... each of these girls sounds a bit out of sorts (to put it nicely), but the ones you don't like are the ones that showing you the most attention and appear to want you to be the center of their crazy life. The girl you want sounds like a wheels off control freak that is 'EXTREMELY' possessive (your words) and she wants to be the center of your world.

Good luck with all that...

**Skip Towne** · 01-07-2010, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

I dont want anyone's sympathy...I mean it felt good in the beginning but Im over her now.

Looks like my niece was right.

MTG#10 · 01-07-2010, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania

I did find humor in this one though...

As we all knew from early on, you want a relationship in which you're the one being controlled... each of these girls sounds a bit out of sorts (to put it nicely), but the ones you don't like are the ones that showing you the most attention and appear to want you to be the center of their crazy life. The girl you want sounds like a wheels off control freak that is 'EXTREMELY' possessive (your words) and she wants to be the center of your world.

Good luck with all that...

Everyone has their little things that turn them on...

**dirk digler** · 01-07-2010, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Fritz88

I was feeling sorry for your situation, but it seems to me that you are ****ing around too much. Watch out pal.

A guy can actually **** around too much?

Brock · 01-07-2010, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

Everyone has their little things that turn them on...

Exctly. the key question is are you having fun, if the answer's yes, then keep doing it.

01-07-2010, 11:28 AM
MTG#10 Mammoth penis Join Date: May 2006 Location: Springfield Casino cash: $7014386	For Those That Are Still Interested I know a lot of you probably think Im just an attention-whore and maybe I am to a degree but there are a few that seem to still be interested in my Jerry Springer life since my cheating-whore of a wife left so here's whats happened in the last few months. I dont remember where I left off so some of this may be old news. Hot-air balloon girl turned out to be a self-centered bitch. Shit had been building up for a while then one night we were at my daughter's play and she was texting someone through the entire show so when I dropped her off I told her to lose my number. We didnt talk until about a month later she started texting me and now wont leave me alone. She sends me poems, she left flowers and a stuffed lion on my doorstep, says she's in love w/me...really weird. She never really acted like she gave a shit until she lost me but whatever. I actually hit it again a couple days ago and it was probably wrong because I shouldn't mess with her feelings like that but I dont plan on doing it again. No more than three days after shit went down with hot-air balloon girl I met another chick (online..yeah I know) who was the subject of my "Women are Crazy" thread that I took a lot of heat for. Our little fling lasted about a month then I cut it off with her because she would never let me see her naked..seriously every time we did the deed it had to be dark. I never felt anything out of the ordinary, so I don't think she had any embarrassing deformations or anything but I couldnt get past it so I told her things were moving too fast and I bolted. She still texts me occasionally wanting to "hang out" but I always come up with an excuse. A week or so later a girl that used to date my old room-mate about 11 years ago found me on facebook. Come to find out she had always liked me and actually came in my room one night back then when my roommate was sleeping because she wanted to ** but I was drunk and wouldnt wake up. So Ive been having a little thing with her for awhile now. Its weird because she used to be really good friends w/my wife and they were even cheerleaders together back in high school. My wife isnt too happy about it but whatever, I really like this one and Im actually starting to get feelings for her. The only problem is she's going through the same thing as me and even still lives w/her husband. He wont ever watch their kids so I dont get to see her but about 2-3 times/week and even then its only about 3-4 hours. And yes he knows they are done and he has a girlfriend too. Then there's another chick that I met through my work that I ed on New Years eve...she doesn't work with me but my company has business with her's so that's how that came about. She's nothing more than a ** though and we've both agreed to that. I don't know anything about her other than where she works, and that she's hot. I don't even know her last name. Then about a week ago a really old fling, one that I dated about 2 years before I met my wife found me on facebook and we hooked up last saturday, and are supposed to again this saturday. At one time I wanted to marry this girl until she blew my best friend. She is starting to talk about old feelings coming back so I'm probably going to have to set her straight soon because I'm not feeling them. But I am going to drop all these girls once my wife's old friend gets her own place. She's going to use her tax return to do it so it should only be about a month or so. This is the first girl Ive actually had real feelings for since my wife and we get along great. One of the many things I really like about her is she's EXTREMELY possessive. I know thats normally not a good thing to most people but it turns me on. The girl only weighs about 100 lbs but talks so much shit and says shit like she's going to beat "all these bitches asses" if they dont leave me alone once we make it official. She's feisty as hell and it cracks me up. Anyway thats it. Flame/support away.
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