The 'I've just gotten back from getting stoned' and this is what I've eaten, Thread.

[Bi_polar]

Okay, so there are a ton of guys in here that are getting stoned, trying to work on their buzz, or 'thinking' about working on it.

So, I figured I would start a thread. I am all about making myself accountable. The more people that I tell about bong-tokes, the more people I will chill the **** out.

If you get high.... then post here when you get back. If you do Hash, post here when you get done. If you smoke opium.... post it here.

Anything you do to get high.... share with the board. I know I have gotten some great advice and feedback.

Also, post what you eat. If you post everything you eat, and you know others will be critical, you may think twice before you grab something actually healthy.

Okay, so, tonight i'm going to try to combine some purp w/ some keef.

Then, I'll do three quick hits. I did hold them in long enough. Three tokes each. I did cough a little, cotton-mouth etc. but, all is well.


As far as my diet.

anydamned thing I want.

I didn't have a 'lunch' per se.

Kids had sloppy joes with lean beef (as if that makes it great).... I took a baked potato, and put a serving of sloppy joe over it, with jalapenos and 2 oz's of lowfat cheddar cheese. But I got high and just munched on the others food.

I have also had shotgun with some hot girl i met at the market, and synthesize with water.

I won't eat again before bed.


Okay, I know putting everything down here will open me up to criticism. I know some will think that I am doing things all wrong. I appreciate any advice, but I have done a lot of reading and talking to stoners.... so, I have an idea of what I am doing.... or at least what I think I am doing.

The point of this thread, isn't to get into pissing matches about how good your weed is, but rather to give ourselves a gold star for holding a toke in beyond thirty seconds.

Try not to beat anyone down on this thread, because this is about burnin' reefer.

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by Town'NCountryChief

It's just post-lib tension...

I guess.

[CoMoChief]

I absolutely LOVE these, and they're only like a dollar each. I will eat 2-3 of these when I'm high.

[Bi_polar]

Originally Posted by CoMoChief

I absolutely LOVE these, and they're only like a dollar each. I will eat 2-3 of these when I'm high.

excellent feedback, CoMo, EXCELLENT!

[Bowser]

I have never smoked weed. Does that speak poorly of me? Do you guys still think I'm cool?


The only "drug" I've ever tried is Shrooms. I'm not sure if I've ever laughed that hard in my whole life. And though they say it's a hallucinogenic, it was pretty mild that way (although I did see a couple of weird things, I think). BONUS FUN FACT - The one day i did shrooms is the same day I met my future wife.

["Bob" Dobbs]

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

Throw some peanuts on it and it's complete.

Be real careful with what HF calls "peanuts"

[Pants]

Originally Posted by Bowser

I have never smoked weed. Does that speak poorly of me? Do you guys still think I'm cool?


The only "drug" I've ever tried is Shrooms. I'm not sure if I've ever laughed that hard in my whole life. And though they say it's a hallucinogenic, it was pretty mild that way (although I did see a couple of weird things, I think). BONUS FUN FACT - The one day i did shrooms is the same day I met my future wife.

Shrooms make you one with nature. If you liked shrooms, you would like weed a lot.

The only thing is you can have a bad trip on shrooms, not so much on weed.

[CoMoChief]

Originally Posted by Metrolike

Shrooms make you one with nature. If you liked shrooms, you would like weed a lot.

The only thing is you can have a bad trip on shrooms, not so much on weed.

I had a bad trip on shrooms, once. Completely mid-****ed me into dimensionX. I has lost complete thought, didn't know what day it was or time, thought I lose my cell phone only to realize it was in my pocket the whole time. Thought I passed out and woke up 3 days later, therefore I started freaking out that I missed work, missed a family gathering I had planned, I really couldn't figure out what I was doing. Almost started crying because I was so confused. Almost called my dad to come pick me up. Thank god my friend convinced me not to.

Then there was another time where I couldn't stop laughing. I mean a hard gut wrenching laugh, my abs hurt, I was crying/sweating, thought I was going to die laughing. Locked myself in this girl's bathroom and just laughed my ass off as I was looking at my dumbass self in the mirror.

[Pants]

Originally Posted by CoMoChief

Then there was another time where I couldn't stop laughing. I mean a hard gut wrenching laugh, my abs hurt, I was crying/sweating, thought I was going to die laughing. Locked myself in this girl's bathroom and just laughed my ass off as I was looking at my dumbass self in the mirror.

I know exactly what you're talking about.

[Bowser]

Originally Posted by CoMoChief

Then there was another time where I couldn't stop laughing. I mean a hard gut wrenching laugh, my abs hurt, I was crying/sweating, thought I was going to die laughing. Locked myself in this girl's bathroom and just laughed my ass off as I was looking at my dumbass self in the mirror.

Been there, done that.

[POND_OF_RED]

Originally Posted by CoMoChief

I had a bad trip on shrooms, once. Completely mid-****ed me into dimensionX. I has lost complete thought, didn't know what day it was or time, thought I lose my cell phone only to realize it was in my pocket the whole time. Thought I passed out and woke up 3 days later, therefore I started freaking out that I missed work, missed a family gathering I had planned, I really couldn't figure out what I was doing. Almost started crying because I was so confused. Almost called my dad to come pick me up. Thank god my friend convinced me not to.

Sounds pretty intense.

Ready to do it all over again? I'm gonna be popping some tommorrow when I get off work. Come on up. I'll rent Speed Racer again.

[KC native]

Originally Posted by CoMoChief

I had a bad trip on shrooms, once. Completely mid-****ed me into dimensionX. I has lost complete thought, didn't know what day it was or time, thought I lose my cell phone only to realize it was in my pocket the whole time. Thought I passed out and woke up 3 days later, therefore I started freaking out that I missed work, missed a family gathering I had planned, I really couldn't figure out what I was doing. Almost started crying because I was so confused. Almost called my dad to come pick me up. Thank god my friend convinced me not to.

Then there was another time where I couldn't stop laughing. I mean a hard gut wrenching laugh, my abs hurt, I was crying/sweating, thought I was going to die laughing. Locked myself in this girl's bathroom and just laughed my ass off as I was looking at my dumbass self in the mirror.

Yea, the one key thing on any hallucinogen is to remember that it's only a drug. Once you forget you're on a drug, you're going on a spin through hell.

[CoMoChief]

Originally Posted by POND_OF_RED

Sounds pretty intense.

Ready to do it all over again? I'm gonna be popping some tommorrow when I get off work. Come on up. I'll rent Speed Racer again.

**** YOU!!!!! That was all your fault. Never again am I watching Speed Racer on ****ing Blu Ray when I'm shroomed up. I thought I was going to die that night. Thats just too many damn colors and movement to be hellucinating on drugs.

And you just sat back and laughed your ass off at me when I was literally losing my mind.

[rambleonthruthefog]

i just got back from getting stoned. whats goin on here? what am i supposed to be eating?

[Pants]

Originally Posted by KC native

Yea, the one key thing on any hallucinogen is to remember that it's only a drug. Once you forget you're on a drug, you're going on a spin through hell.

Some drugs take that ability away from you, though. I stay the **** away, because I'd come out ****ed up for life.

[KC native]

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