The 'I've just gotten back from getting stoned' and this is what I've eaten, Thread.

[Bi_polar]

Okay, so there are a ton of guys in here that are getting stoned, trying to work on their buzz, or 'thinking' about working on it.

So, I figured I would start a thread. I am all about making myself accountable. The more people that I tell about bong-tokes, the more people I will chill the **** out.

If you get high.... then post here when you get back. If you do Hash, post here when you get done. If you smoke opium.... post it here.

Anything you do to get high.... share with the board. I know I have gotten some great advice and feedback.

Also, post what you eat. If you post everything you eat, and you know others will be critical, you may think twice before you grab something actually healthy.

Okay, so, tonight i'm going to try to combine some purp w/ some keef.

Then, I'll do three quick hits. I did hold them in long enough. Three tokes each. I did cough a little, cotton-mouth etc. but, all is well.


As far as my diet.

anydamned thing I want.

I didn't have a 'lunch' per se.

Kids had sloppy joes with lean beef (as if that makes it great).... I took a baked potato, and put a serving of sloppy joe over it, with jalapenos and 2 oz's of lowfat cheddar cheese. But I got high and just munched on the others food.

I have also had shotgun with some hot girl i met at the market, and synthesize with water.

I won't eat again before bed.


Okay, I know putting everything down here will open me up to criticism. I know some will think that I am doing things all wrong. I appreciate any advice, but I have done a lot of reading and talking to stoners.... so, I have an idea of what I am doing.... or at least what I think I am doing.

The point of this thread, isn't to get into pissing matches about how good your weed is, but rather to give ourselves a gold star for holding a toke in beyond thirty seconds.

Try not to beat anyone down on this thread, because this is about burnin' reefer.

[BossChief]

Hardees monster burger combo with chili cheese fries and a strawberry shake and a side of onion rings. I prefer a in n out double double combo with grilled onions and strawberry shake but can only enjoy them when I visit my family in Cali.

I also love a bottomless bowl of collosal berry cereal or jalepeno poppers.

Chicken enchiladas from Carlos Okellys are also delish.

Southwest eggrolls from Chilis

I gotta fry up some poppers...

[rambleonthruthefog]

i just made a milk shake with vanilla ice cream, milk, carnation instant breakfast, some peanuts, a few chunks of some fancy dark chocolate i bought my wife for Vday, and some hersheys syrup. its delicious!

[MikeMaslowski]

The big oatmeal creampies dipped in creamcheese frosting or vanilla icecream. I now have an erection thinking about it.

I have been in the Army 7 years, getting out in a few weeks. In three months I will be living in a MMJ state and I have horrible back problems. I am excited to obtain my mmj card and share my elevated experiences with all of you.

Cheers,

Maz

[Bi_polar]

[QUOTE="Bob" Dobbs;6546036]I'm at my parents house for the weekend, so I hafta sneak down to the garage for the occasional hit. It's just like being 16 again. Good times.[/QUOTE]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]It was "S" something (maybe a few letters after that) -then- "Chieffan" Or somthing. Right?[/FONT]

[Bi_polar]

Originally Posted by MikeMaslowski

The big oatmeal creampies dipped in creamcheese frosting or vanilla icecream. I now have an erection thinking about it.

I have been in the Army 7 years, getting out in a few weeks. In three months I will be living in a MMJ state and I have horrible back problems. I am excited to obtain my mmj card and share my elevated experiences with all of you.

Cheers,

Maz

Can we cuddle, at some point?

[PRIEST]

Originally Posted by CoMoChief

I had a bad trip on shrooms, once. Completely mid-****ed me into dimensionX. I has lost complete thought, didn't know what day it was or time, thought I lose my cell phone only to realize it was in my pocket the whole time. Thought I passed out and woke up 3 days later, therefore I started freaking out that I missed work, missed a family gathering I had planned, I really couldn't figure out what I was doing. Almost started crying because I was so confused. Almost called my dad to come pick me up. Thank god my friend convinced me not to.

Then there was another time where I couldn't stop laughing. I mean a hard gut wrenching laugh, my abs hurt, I was crying/sweating, thought I was going to die laughing. Locked myself in this girl's bathroom and just laughed my ass off as I was looking at my dumbass self in the mirror.

Yes sir the ol Bathroom mirror

[DMAC]

When i used to smoke da kind i would just eat a whole bag of doritos.

Or if it was one of those "i feel like doing something!" highs, i would go to Stake & Sheak and get a frisco melt platter with chili and fries.

[Bi_polar]

Originally Posted by DMAC

When i used to smoke da kind i would just eat a whole bag of doritos.

Or if it was one of those "i feel like doing something!" highs, i would go to Stake & Sheak and get a frisco melt platter with chili and fries.

ha, sounds about right. I like S and S's Chili-mac, try it some time, it's tasty

[KCUnited]

For about the last 5 years I only smoke if I'm on vacation out of the country. I'm trying to curb my booze consumption since I've returned to school, so I bought a bag of kush last weekend at a hardcore show. After I bought the bag, the dude came at me with some white power shit, I told him to get the **** out my car, proceeded to Chubby's and killed some macaroni bytes. Texas Toms up on Linwood was closed.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Macaroni bites are the ****ing shit.

[Abba-Dabba]

garlic butter chicken
salad(hearts of romaine)
fresh pineapple

[CoMoChief]

Originally Posted by aturnis

Schwaan's bagel dog

****IN RIGHT!!!! POND OF RED always has these at his house. I eat like 3 of them everytime im there. he gets pissed.

["Bob" Dobbs]

Originally Posted by Bi_polar

It was "S" something (maybe a few letters after that) -then- "Chieffan" Or somthing. Right?

Used to be. Yeah.

[MikeMaslowski]

Originally Posted by Bi_polar

Can we cuddle, at some point?

Only if you bring the OCP's. I will be in Atlanta this summer for a few weeks, we need to meet up and test some trees.

[blazzin311]

Originally Posted by CJizzles

This reminds me of the scene off of Grandma's Boy. Where he tries grabbing the hot cookie sheet full of food directly from the oven. .

Fricken love that movie. Good stuff.

Originally Posted by BossChief

Hardees monster burger combo with chili cheese fries and a strawberry shake and a side of onion rings. I prefer a in n out double double combo with grilled onions and strawberry shake but can only enjoy them when I visit my family in Cali.

I also love a bottomless bowl of collosal berry cereal or jalepeno poppers.

Chicken enchiladas from Carlos Okellys are also delish.

Southwest eggrolls from Chilis

I gotta fry up some poppers...

I'm with ya on the Hardees...had that last night myself. Not what you had, but Hardees that is. Had the Jalepeno chicken sandwhich/ add bacon, order of bacon cheddar fries (da bomb), and a Lg. strawberry shake...man did that hit the spot. Little pricey though, yet at the same time worth it.