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Blitz · 04:42 PM

I'm going to be avoiding her at all costs now.

Thanks for the tips.

UPDATE: I listened to the advice given and broke off things before it could get really serious. I simply told her although I'm flattered by her interest, because she is married, I would never go down the route. Further I told her, she has to stop sending me messages via my work email that can if looked at more closely create a whole new set of problems at work. At which point, she told me that she's never felt this way and that she didn't realize until it was too late (now) and that she agrees that we don't want to go further with this as it could lead to many problems. After which we continued talking but about other work related items.

In retrospect, I don't know what I was thinking because if I was in the other guys shoes, I would be furious.

Thanks guys, I think I dodged a potential bullet there.

**BigRedChief** · 04-09-2010, 07:23 AM

Just trust the timeless creed.....

Don't let the little head do the thinking for the big head.

Fairplay · 04-09-2010, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX

quite well. Oh, my God (I says to myself) what the hell is going on? Is this a dream? Have I awakened in an alternate universe? While unconscious, have I traveled back in time and this is some deja-vu-like flashback dimensional rift type of deal that's occurring before they took their vows?
FAX

I think you were in an alternative universe Fax. Break on through to the other side.

**ChiTown** · 04-09-2010, 08:31 AM

Don't ever fukc another man's wife. The end.

Oh, and you're welcome!

MOhillbilly · 04-09-2010, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTown

Don't ever fukc another man's wife. The end.

Oh, and you're welcome!

No shit. Its a good way to end up next to her forever.

RJ · 04-09-2010, 09:30 AM

I think it would be ok as long as she's really old, like 75 or older. If they're that age then the husband probably won't notice she's ****ing around on him. Otherwise, I'd pass.

Sorry if advice repost.

Hammock Parties · 04-09-2010, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTown

Don't ever fukc another man's wife. The end.

Oh, and you're welcome!

What if they are swingers?

ToxSocks · 04-09-2010, 09:34 AM

Oh my god. WTF is going on here. The world has to be coming to an end.

Is this the real ChiefsPlanet? I think i must've landed in the wrong forum. This has turned into one of the most disappointing threads ever.

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU'RE NOT DOING IT. What is running through your head?

1. NO STRINGS ATTACHED. She doesn't wanna have your kid, she doesn't want to live with you. She doesn't want you to buy her shit. All she wants is your dick. THAT'S IT. Just your dick! Stop over complicating shit!

2. Why are you worried about her husband? Are you ****ing him too? No. Do you drink beers with the dude? No. Do you watch games with him? No. Do you even know what he looks like, how he acts, what his ****ing name is? **** NO! So why does he matter? Are you afraid of him or some shit? WTF is he going to do to you?

3. Are you seeing anyone? No. So there's no guilt on your concious. YOU'RE NOT GETTING INTO TROUBLE BY ****ING HER. SHE IS.

NOT YOUR PROBLEM

4. When you're alone in your room fapping to porn, you're gonna wish you were nailing her sweet ass. And that's the truth. Why you gonna sit there in front of your computer fapping to MILF porn when you can be MAKING a MILF Porn?

WTF Dude. You are a ****ing machine. You are designed to ****. You're 20-something years old with no comitted relationship and apparently good looking. You should be out there ****ing any attractive chicks that sniff your nuts. This chick wants to have her mouth all over your dick and you wanna say no? Oh my goodness.

Dude, if i were your friend and I lived out there with you, I'd force you to **** this chick. I'd do what any good friend would do. I'd get you wasted so you would stop tripping, go pick this chick up for you, lay her own your bed and lock you in the room until i hear the headboard slamming into the wall.

I just...I cant believe this.......

BigCatDaddy · 04-09-2010, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

What if they are swingers?

If you don't mind bringing your chick to the party for her hubby I would say you are good to go.

**pr_capone** · 04-09-2010, 09:36 AM

OPP how can I explain it
I'll take you frame by frame it
To have y'all jumpin' shall we singin' it
O is for Other P is for People scratchin' temple
The last P...well...that's not that simple
It's sorta like another way to call a cat a kitten
It's five little letters that are missin' here
You get on occassion at the other party
As a game 'n it seems I gotta start to explainin'
Bust it
You ever had a girl and met her on a nice hello
You get her name and number and then you feelin' real mellow
You get home, wait a day, she's what you wanna know about
Then you call up and it's her girlfriend or her cousin's house
It's not a front, F to the R to the O to the N to the T
It's just her boyfriend's at her house (Boy, that's what is scary)
It's OPP, time other people's what you get it
There's no room for relationship there's just room to hit it
How many brothers out there know just what I'm gettin' at
Who thinks it's wrong 'cos I'm splittin' and co-hittin' at
Well if you do, that's OPP and you're not down with it
But if you don't, here's your membership

Chorus:
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (Every last homie)
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (All the homies)

As for the ladies, OPP means something gifted
The first two letters are the same but the last is something
different
It's the longest, loveliest, lean-- I call it the leanest
It's another five letter word rhymin' with cleanest and meanest
I won't get into that, I'll do it...ah...sorta properly
I say the last P...hmmm...stands for property
Now lady here comes a kiss, blow a kiss back to me, now tell me
exactly
Have you ever known a brother who have another like ah girl or wife
And you just had to stop and just 'cos he look just as nice
You looked at him, he looked at you and you knew right away
That he had someone but he was gonna be yours anyway
You couldn't be seen with him and honestly you didn't care
'Cos in a room behind a door no one but y'all are there
When y'all are finish, y'all can leave and only y'all would know
And then y'all could throw the skeleton bones right in the closet do'
Now don't be shocked 'cos if you're down I want your hands up high
Say OPP (OPP) I like to say with pride
Now when you do it, do it well and make sure that it counts
You're now down with a discount

Chorus:
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (Every last lady)
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (All the ladies)

This girl ah tried to OPP me
I had a girl and she knew that matter-of-fact my girl was partner's
that
Had a fall out, disagreement, yeah an argument
She tried to do me so we did it in my apartment, bust it
That wasn't the thing it must have been the way she hit the ceiling
'Cos after that she kept on coming back and catchin' feelings
I said, "Let's go my girl is coming so you gotta leave"
She said, "Oh no, I love you Treach" I said, "Now child please"
You gots to leave, come grab your coat, right now you gotta go
I said now look you to the stairs and to the stairwindow
This was a thing, a little thing, you shouldn't have put your heart
'Cos you know I was OPP, hell from the very start
Come on, come on, now let me tell you what it's all about
When you get down, you can't go 'round runnin' off at the mouth
That's rule number one in this OPP establishment
You keep your mouth shut and it won't get back to her or him
Exciting isn't it, a special kinda business
Many of you will catch the same sorta OPP is you with
Him or her for sure is going to admit it
When OPP comes, damn-- skippy I'm with it

Chorus:
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (This whole party)
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (This whole party)

Break it down!

ToxSocks · 04-09-2010, 09:39 AM

I really hope you read what I have to say before you do something stupid. Like not bang her.

And if you don't bang her, you had better hook her up with one of your buddies, cuz they'll do the job right. Maybe you dont deserve free sex. Pass it on to someone who does.

Dante84 · 04-09-2010, 09:43 AM

Blitz and Mrs. Joooones.... they've got a thing goin' on.....

Mr. Plow · 04-09-2010, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blitz

One of the things that turned me off from her was she had kids...no way was I going to be their "new daddy".

Regardless of how their relationship is, I wouldn't want to break up "mom & dad" for the kids.

patteeu · 04-09-2010, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing

Oh my god. WTF is going on here. The world has to be coming to an end.
...

3. Are you seeing anyone? No. So there's no guilt on your concious. YOU'RE NOT GETTING INTO TROUBLE BY ****ING HER. SHE IS.

Some people have consciences that would bother them over being a home wrecker.

MOhillbilly · 04-09-2010, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing

I really hope you read what I have to say before you do something stupid. Like not bang her.

And if you don't bang her, you had better hook her up with one of your buddies, cuz they'll do the job right. Maybe you dont deserve free sex. Pass it on to someone who does.

What if she is married to a man and said man finds out and rolls you both up in carpets and beats you to death with a ballbat over the course of a week? All the while unrolling you and checkin out the handy work and lettin you think you are gonna get out alive only to kill you in a flurry of violence in the end.
just sayin.

**ChiTown** · 04-09-2010, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

What if she is married to a man and said man finds out and rolls you both up in carpets and beats you to death with a ballbat over the course of a week? All the while unrolling you and checkin out the handy work and lettin you think you are gonna get out alive only to kill you in a flurry of violence in the end.
just sayin.

That would pretty much do it for me.

04-08-2010, 05:44 PM
Blitz Starter Join Date: Oct 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	Married coworker hitting on me...Should I bang her? I'm going to be avoiding her at all costs now. Thanks for the tips. UPDATE: I listened to the advice given and broke off things before it could get really serious. I simply told her although I'm flattered by her interest, because she is married, I would never go down the route. Further I told her, she has to stop sending me messages via my work email that can if looked at more closely create a whole new set of problems at work. At which point, she told me that she's never felt this way and that she didn't realize until it was too late (now) and that she agrees that we don't want to go further with this as it could lead to many problems. After which we continued talking but about other work related items. In retrospect, I don't know what I was thinking because if I was in the other guys shoes, I would be furious. Thanks guys, I think I dodged a potential bullet there. Last edited by Blitz; 04-09-2010 at 04:42 PM.. Reason: Advice received
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04-09-2010, 09:30 AM	#140
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04-09-2010, 09:34 AM	#142
ToxSocks Needs more middle fingers Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: San Diego Casino cash: $2023063	Oh my god. WTF is going on here. The world has to be coming to an end. Is this the real ChiefsPlanet? I think i must've landed in the wrong forum. This has turned into one of the most disappointing threads ever. I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU'RE NOT DOING IT. What is running through your head? 1. NO STRINGS ATTACHED. She doesn't wanna have your kid, she doesn't want to live with you. She doesn't want you to buy her shit. All she wants is your dick. THAT'S IT. Just your dick! Stop over complicating shit! 2. Why are you worried about her husband? Are you **ing him too? No. Do you drink beers with the dude? No. Do you watch games with him? No. Do you even know what he looks like, how he acts, what his ing name is? NO! So why does he matter? Are you afraid of him or some shit? WTF is he going to do to you? 3. Are you seeing anyone? No. So there's no guilt on your concious. YOU'RE NOT GETTING INTO TROUBLE BY ING HER. SHE IS. NOT YOUR PROBLEM 4. When you're alone in your room fapping to porn, you're gonna wish you were nailing her sweet ass. And that's the truth. Why you gonna sit there in front of your computer fapping to MILF porn when you can be MAKING a MILF Porn? WTF Dude. You are a ing machine. You are designed to . You're 20-something years old with no comitted relationship and apparently good looking. You should be out there ing any attractive chicks that sniff your nuts. This chick wants to have her mouth all over your dick and you wanna say no? Oh my goodness. Dude, if i were your friend and I lived out there with you, I'd force you to ** this chick. I'd do what any good friend would do. I'd get you wasted so you would stop tripping, go pick this chick up for you, lay her own your bed and lock you in the room until i hear the headboard slamming into the wall. I just...I cant believe this....... __________________ Life is like a dick. Sometimes it gets hard for no reason, but it can't stay hard forever.
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04-09-2010, 09:36 AM	#144
pr_capone THREEPEAT!!! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: NWMO Casino cash: $9948214	OPP how can I explain it I'll take you frame by frame it To have y'all jumpin' shall we singin' it O is for Other P is for People scratchin' temple The last P...well...that's not that simple It's sorta like another way to call a cat a kitten It's five little letters that are missin' here You get on occassion at the other party As a game 'n it seems I gotta start to explainin' Bust it You ever had a girl and met her on a nice hello You get her name and number and then you feelin' real mellow You get home, wait a day, she's what you wanna know about Then you call up and it's her girlfriend or her cousin's house It's not a front, F to the R to the O to the N to the T It's just her boyfriend's at her house (Boy, that's what is scary) It's OPP, time other people's what you get it There's no room for relationship there's just room to hit it How many brothers out there know just what I'm gettin' at Who thinks it's wrong 'cos I'm splittin' and co-hittin' at Well if you do, that's OPP and you're not down with it But if you don't, here's your membership Chorus: You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X Who's down with OPP (Every last homie) You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X Who's down with OPP (All the homies) As for the ladies, OPP means something gifted The first two letters are the same but the last is something different It's the longest, loveliest, lean-- I call it the leanest It's another five letter word rhymin' with cleanest and meanest I won't get into that, I'll do it...ah...sorta properly I say the last P...hmmm...stands for property Now lady here comes a kiss, blow a kiss back to me, now tell me exactly Have you ever known a brother who have another like ah girl or wife And you just had to stop and just 'cos he look just as nice You looked at him, he looked at you and you knew right away That he had someone but he was gonna be yours anyway You couldn't be seen with him and honestly you didn't care 'Cos in a room behind a door no one but y'all are there When y'all are finish, y'all can leave and only y'all would know And then y'all could throw the skeleton bones right in the closet do' Now don't be shocked 'cos if you're down I want your hands up high Say OPP (OPP) I like to say with pride Now when you do it, do it well and make sure that it counts You're now down with a discount Chorus: You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X Who's down with OPP (Every last lady) You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X Who's down with OPP (All the ladies) This girl ah tried to OPP me I had a girl and she knew that matter-of-fact my girl was partner's that Had a fall out, disagreement, yeah an argument She tried to do me so we did it in my apartment, bust it That wasn't the thing it must have been the way she hit the ceiling 'Cos after that she kept on coming back and catchin' feelings I said, "Let's go my girl is coming so you gotta leave" She said, "Oh no, I love you Treach" I said, "Now child please" You gots to leave, come grab your coat, right now you gotta go I said now look you to the stairs and to the stairwindow This was a thing, a little thing, you shouldn't have put your heart 'Cos you know I was OPP, hell from the very start Come on, come on, now let me tell you what it's all about When you get down, you can't go 'round runnin' off at the mouth That's rule number one in this OPP establishment You keep your mouth shut and it won't get back to her or him Exciting isn't it, a special kinda business Many of you will catch the same sorta OPP is you with Him or her for sure is going to admit it When OPP comes, damn-- skippy I'm with it Chorus: You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X Who's down with OPP (This whole party) You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X Who's down with OPP (This whole party) Break it down!
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04-09-2010, 09:39 AM	#145
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04-09-2010, 09:43 AM	#146
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