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Old 05-04-2010, 11:41 AM  
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Parental advice needed
As some of you know, I've got 4 kids - 3 boys (11, 5, 4) & 1 girl (2). My wife & I have recently discovered that our 11 year old is starting puberty. Voice is changing, mood swings, hair under his arms, etc.

Being the great father I am, I hoped it would just go away and he would revert back to the cute, loving 4 year old that I remember - but alas, it isn't working no matter how much I try to ignore it.

We have noticed that he has taken an interest in the fairer sex as of late, but we have also discovered that he has taken an interest in....uhhhhh....ahem....internet porn.

My wife asked me if I looked at porn when I was his age, and I honestly don't remember if I did. But, as I told her, if I did look at porn, I certainly didn't have the readily access to it that he does in this age of computers, iPods, laptops, etc. I told her that if I wanted to look at porn, I had to look at magazines - which, in hindsight, really sucks compared to what options are available now.

So, now I get to have "the talk" with him. I get to try to explain to him what I actually know about women, which is very little, and what he and his body are going through. I also get to try to explain what is going on in the video's & pictures he has seen and how women should be respected & treated.

I never really had "the talk" with my dad, so I'm looking for a little guidance from those of you that have been through this with a child.
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Old 05-04-2010, 12:36 PM   #46
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Old 05-04-2010, 12:39 PM   #47
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Old 05-04-2010, 12:39 PM   #48
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ok, you're right, you NEVER have been condescending or judgmental in any way, please forgive me for being wrong and for saying bad words.
Heh. I flipped on Brock once as well because I felt (mistakenly) that he was stalking me around and singling me out for asshole treatment. I basically told him to leave me alone and stop posting in reply to me. I doubt he even remembers (or read for that matter) my post about it. Anyway, I've since decided that he's just an asshole in general and doesn't discriminate or single people out.

In all seriousness, I think it was coincidental... but I started actually liking Brock and enjoying his takes on things shortly after I blew up and got pissed off at him. Guy can be funny as hell... even if he's brutally honest.
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Old 05-04-2010, 12:41 PM   #49
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ok, you're right, you NEVER have been condescending or judgmental in any way, please forgive me for being wrong and for saying bad words.
That's ok, you probably can't help it.
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Old 05-04-2010, 12:42 PM   #50
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Heh. I flipped on Brock once as well because I felt (mistakenly) that he was stalking me around and singling me out for asshole treatment. I basically told him to leave me alone and stop posting in reply to me. I doubt he even remembers (or read for that matter) my post about it. Anyway, I've since decided that he's just an asshole in general and doesn't discriminate or single people out.

In all seriousness, I think it was coincidental... but I started actually liking Brock and enjoying his takes on things shortly after I blew up and got pissed off at him. Guy can be funny as hell... even if he's brutally honest.
I'm sorry I blew up. This is a subject I'm very passionate about and have done so much work in, he just hit a nerve.
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Old 05-04-2010, 12:42 PM   #51
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One of the greatest gifts a father can give a son, Mr. Mr. Plow, is an understanding of the natural, normal, sexual attraction between a man and a woman.

That, and the location of the clitoris.

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Old 05-04-2010, 12:46 PM   #52
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Old 05-04-2010, 12:47 PM   #53
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That, and the location of the clitoris.

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Old 05-04-2010, 12:51 PM   #54
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Old 05-04-2010, 12:52 PM   #55
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My dad called my brother and I into his home office when I was around 15, and had already uncorked my gun. He said "boys, your mom wants me to talk to you". We thought we were in trouble for something....and then he said "is there anything you want to know about women? It's pretty much like the cows" We said "yeah, we're good, we know all about it" he said "good talk" and left.

I understood the reproduction part because of our time on the farm...I knew if you turned the bulls in June First, you'd get calves starting on a certain date, I knew a hog had babies 112 days after the boar rode them. I knew you could tell when a heifer was stuck by the bull because of the hunch in her back when he was mounted.....

There was a lot more I didn't understand than I thought I did though, but that had more to do with girls changing their mind about things, why you shouldn't say certain things....the same stuff every guy learns the hard way.


Mom hated anything porn related. if she found a mag, it got burned and you got your ass chewed.


Kids now have it easy.....
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Watch the Birds and Bees episode from South Park. That will teach him everything.
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Old 05-04-2010, 12:53 PM   #57
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my advice is to ignore it and let him figure it out on his own.

that's what my parents did, and I turned out fine... (pay no attention to my comments in the pics forum)
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Heh. I flipped on Brock once as well because I felt (mistakenly) that he was stalking me around and singling me out for asshole treatment. I basically told him to leave me alone and stop posting in reply to me. I doubt he even remembers (or read for that matter) my post about it. Anyway, I've since decided that he's just an asshole in general and doesn't discriminate or single people out.

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Don't use the Lord's name like that.....Jilly will blow up at you.
OH COME ON! I've lost my cool like 3 times over the last 5 years on this site with all you crazies! I'd say I've done fairly well for a crazy redhead!
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