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Old 07-30-2010, 07:14 PM  
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Question For The Ladies...Milk Cannons On Airlines.
Ok ladies, help me out here.

So I'm flying back from Kalamazoo, Michigan today. I make it to Detroit and got delayed because "the choosen one, Barry" was in the area with Air Force One. I make it onto the Detroit to Minneapolis flight after Barry decided to move his ass.

I end up in the back row, I'm talking the last seat on the jet back row, on the right side. Off to my right, there is a gal with an 8 month old sitting on her lap next to me, by the window. Across the way on my left, there is what looks to be about a seven year old girl by the window, and another mother with an eight month old sitting on her lap. I grab "Deb" the fight attendent and told her, I must have really done something to piss someone off. She smiled and told me she would hook me up with some free beers and laughed.

About 10 minutes after we take off, I was talking to the lady off to my right and glanced over and noticed she had whipped out one of her milk cannons. I'm taking zero cover. I look over and jr. is going to town on this bad boy. I was like, alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiighty then. After About 15 minutes I look over to my left and mother #2 is doing the same thing. Neither one of them went to any trouble to cover up the milk cannons. I'm sitting there trying not to laugh. Seriously, WTF are the odds of one doing this, much less two.

Deb come by again and I told her to skip the beer, just bring me some whisky and make it a double. She looks around and sees the same thing. Her mough about hit the floor and she comes back with three little bottles of whisky and I smile.

So girls, is this the freaking norm these days or what?
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Old 07-30-2010, 07:49 PM   #16
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SO when a woman is breast feeding you can't even see anything but the kids head. You must really be hard up to even notice. And breast feeding during take off and landing help the kid keep his ears form popping, thus saving your ass from a screaming kid.
His "ass" shouldn't have to be saved from a screaming kid, a better idea would be for these people to stay the hell off of airplanes until their kids get a little older.
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Old 07-30-2010, 07:51 PM   #17
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Old 07-30-2010, 07:54 PM   #18
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On the plus side, Bwana, they could have both opened up a jar of smelly-assed baby food. That would have been much worse than breast feeding. The problem with breast feeding is that it's......awkward.
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Old 07-30-2010, 08:00 PM   #19
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On the plus side, Bwana, they could have both opened up a jar of smelly-assed baby food. That would have been much worse than breast feeding. The problem with breast feeding is that it's......awkward.
I have to admit, neither kid raised much hell, which was what I was worried about when I first caught the seating arrangements. Perhaps this kind of thing should be the norm, if it's not.
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Old 07-30-2010, 08:12 PM   #20
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For some reason I skimmed past the second 8 month old and was like WTF aren't you people talking about the 7 year old?!?!?!?




That would have been awkward.
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Old 07-30-2010, 08:33 PM   #22
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His "ass" shouldn't have to be saved from a screaming kid, a better idea would be for these people to stay the hell off of airplanes until their kids get a little older.
That's such bullshit, those women have a right to be there just as much as anyone else. And they literally have a legal right to breast feed their children in public in the state of Michigan as well as many other states.

Instead of reading about it on some football forum of some guy thinking "WTF." the headline on CNN would be "Airline treats breast feeding mothers as if they were terrorists."

If a mother is doing what God intended her to do w/ her jugs and it still bothers you so much, you should mind your own business.
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That's such bullshit, those women have a right to be there just as much as anyone else. And they literally have a legal right to breast feed their children in public in the state of Michigan as well as many other states.

Instead of reading about it on some football forum of some guy thinking "WTF." the headline on CNN would be "Airline treats breast feeding mothers as if they were terrorists."

If a mother is doing what God intended her to do w/ her jugs and it still bothers you so much, you should mind your own business.
Thanks for totally missing the point. For anyone to drag an infant onto an airplane, or into a movie theater or restaurant or any other public place is selfish and inconsiderate whether they are breastfeeding or not.
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Thanks for totally missing the point. For anyone to drag an infant onto an airplane, or into a movie theater or restaurant or any other public place is selfish and inconsiderate whether they are breastfeeding or not.
Movie theater and restaurant- I couldn't agree with you more.

Airplane though is a different story. She's supposed to leave her infant behind while she flies across the country to visit family?
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