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Old 07-31-2010, 10:35 AM  
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So, my wife's old boyfriend was our waiter today at breakfast...
As we left I told her, "Hey I need to get some gas, you think you could get one of your boyfriends to check the oil when we stop?"
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Old 07-31-2010, 11:55 AM   #16
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Yeah so when my ex-girlfriend's husbund was in the bathroom today I got a quick blow job under the table from her like old days while I was waiting their table. The stupid son of a bitch still tipped me to
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Old 07-31-2010, 11:55 AM   #17
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anyone without some serious education will be waiting tables soon.
No they won't.

Who would they be waiting on?
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Old 07-31-2010, 11:55 AM   #18
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Old 07-31-2010, 11:58 AM   #19
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You know at the very least, he put a booger in the scrambled eggs.
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Old 07-31-2010, 12:13 PM   #20
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Yeah so when my ex-girlfriend's husbund was in the bathroom today I got a quick blow job under the table from her like old days while I was waiting their table. The stupid son of a bitch still tipped me to
Well played.
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Old 07-31-2010, 12:18 PM   #21
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Old 07-31-2010, 12:29 PM   #22
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Old 07-31-2010, 12:36 PM   #23
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anyone without some serious education will be waiting tables soon.
You know what's sick? I do have serious education. And, yeah, I'm not waiting tables. In fact, I work for a little company that's on the verge of landing what for us would be a huge contract (actually, we already had a contract in Feb, but it was cancelled for political reasons). This one contract would give our company a ridiculous level of growth.

But, we had to go to the Philippines to get it.

Doesn't that make you feel all warm and fuzzy about the economy?
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Old 07-31-2010, 12:37 PM   #24
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Yep, the above post had to come, excuse the pun.
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Old 07-31-2010, 12:43 PM   #25
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Old 07-31-2010, 12:57 PM   #26
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Old 07-31-2010, 01:00 PM   #27
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Old 07-31-2010, 01:15 PM   #28
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water under the bridge... what she did before you is none of your business, what she does as your wife is ...
You didn't think you were the only guy she ever had the hots for do you?

Not relating to you but I have never understood guys that get mad at guys that look at their women... frankly I would not want a woman that wasn't worth looking at...
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Old 07-31-2010, 02:06 PM   #29
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Hope you enjoyed the jizz-covered garlic bread, your wife didn't even notice it because she's used to the flavor.
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Old 07-31-2010, 02:10 PM   #30
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No they won't.

Who would they be waiting on?
Mexicans and chinese.
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