Life My flight.

**Rain Man** · 07-31-2010, 11:37 PM

So...

...my flight was supposed to leave at 8:10 p.m.

The plane got grounded in another city due to weather even though the weather is fine at my city and at my destination. Okay, that's understandable.

We've changed gates three times (four gates) in the past several hours.

I'm in Alaska, and they're doing construction in the airport. For some reason it's about 90 degrees in the airport, but they don't have air conditioning and can't open any windows, so everyone in here is sweat-soaked. In Alaska.

At one point they reported that the plane was stranded in Yellowknife, Canada. Yellowknife, Canada, is not anywhere on the plane's fight history. How did my plane end up in the Canadian Yukon?

They announced that it finally arrived, and then got on later and said they messed up and it was actually another plane that had landed. I bet my plane is in Nunevet or something by now.

JoeyChuckles · 07-31-2010, 11:47 PM

Flights man. Can't live with em, can't live without em.

**Rain Man** · 08-01-2010, 12:44 AM

weird. there's a cop escorting a shackled criminal sitting next to me. the criminal is two seats down and it took me an hour to see the shackles. (they're some kind of nylon or something, not metal.)
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Toadkiller · 08-01-2010, 01:07 AM

Could be worse you could be sitting by a lady who has her milk cannons out...

**Bwana** · 08-01-2010, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Toadkiller

Could be worse you could be sitting by a lady who has her milk cannons out...

You beat me to it, but it was "dueling milk cannons." Kind of like a fast draw, back in the wild west. *Ques up music from High Plains Drifter*

Simply Red · 08-01-2010, 07:32 AM

What are milk cannons?

**Bwana** · 08-01-2010, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

What are milk cannons?

Dude

tmax63 · 08-01-2010, 08:30 AM

You should of had coffee instead whiskey Bwana. You could of milked your own creamer.

**Bwana** · 08-01-2010, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by tmax63

You should of had coffee instead whiskey Bwana. You could of milked your own creamer.

**mikeyis4dcats.** · 08-01-2010, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

weird. there's a cop escorting a shackled criminal sitting next to me. the criminal is two seats down and it took me an hour to see the shackles. (they're some kind of nylon or something, not metal.)
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If this is the criminal, I'd wait for the next flight.

07-31-2010, 11:37 PM
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-692449 VARSITY	My flight. So... ...my flight was supposed to leave at 8:10 p.m. The plane got grounded in another city due to weather even though the weather is fine at my city and at my destination. Okay, that's understandable. We've changed gates three times (four gates) in the past several hours. I'm in Alaska, and they're doing construction in the airport. For some reason it's about 90 degrees in the airport, but they don't have air conditioning and can't open any windows, so everyone in here is sweat-soaked. In Alaska. At one point they reported that the plane was stranded in Yellowknife, Canada. Yellowknife, Canada, is not anywhere on the plane's fight history. How did my plane end up in the Canadian Yukon? They announced that it finally arrived, and then got on later and said they messed up and it was actually another plane that had landed. I bet my plane is in Nunevet or something by now.
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07-31-2010, 11:47 PM	#2
JoeyChuckles Bring It Home Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: North Haverbrook Casino cash: $10007012	Flights man. Can't live with em, can't live without em.
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08-01-2010, 12:44 AM	#3
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-692449 VARSITY	weird. there's a cop escorting a shackled criminal sitting next to me. the criminal is two seats down and it took me an hour to see the shackles. (they're some kind of nylon or something, not metal.) Posted via Mobile Device
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08-01-2010, 01:07 AM	#4
Toadkiller Garlic make my feet stank! Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Washougal, WA Casino cash: $4484921	Could be worse you could be sitting by a lady who has her milk cannons out...
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08-01-2010, 07:32 AM	#6
Simply Red You Sweetie! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021206219 VARSITY	What are milk cannons?
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08-01-2010, 08:30 AM	#8
tmax63 Veteran Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $453600	You should of had coffee instead whiskey Bwana. You could of milked your own creamer. __________________ An armed member of society is a citizen, an unarmed member is a subject.
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