Life Question For The Ladies...Milk Cannons On Airlines. - Page 7

**Bwana** · 07-30-2010, 07:14 PM

Ok ladies, help me out here.

So I'm flying back from Kalamazoo, Michigan today. I make it to Detroit and got delayed because "the choosen one, Barry" was in the area with Air Force One. I make it onto the Detroit to Minneapolis flight after Barry decided to move his ass.

I end up in the back row, I'm talking the last seat on the jet back row, on the right side. Off to my right, there is a gal with an 8 month old sitting on her lap next to me, by the window. Across the way on my left, there is what looks to be about a seven year old girl by the window, and another mother with an eight month old sitting on her lap. I grab "Deb" the fight attendent and told her, I must have really done something to piss someone off. She smiled and told me she would hook me up with some free beers and laughed.

About 10 minutes after we take off, I was talking to the lady off to my right and glanced over and noticed she had whipped out one of her milk cannons. I'm taking zero cover. I look over and jr. is going to town on this bad boy. I was like, alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiighty then. After About 15 minutes I look over to my left and mother #2 is doing the same thing. Neither one of them went to any trouble to cover up the milk cannons. I'm sitting there trying not to laugh. Seriously, WTF are the odds of one doing this, much less two.

Deb come by again and I told her to skip the beer, just bring me some whisky and make it a double. She looks around and sees the same thing. Her mough about hit the floor and she comes back with three little bottles of whisky and I smile.

So girls, is this the freaking norm these days or what?

Demonpenz · 07-31-2010, 03:35 PM

Milk cannon is the new album cover for my METAL BAND

**Bwana** · 07-31-2010, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

Milk cannon is the new album cover for my METAL BAND

Ultra Peanut · 07-31-2010, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445

Dude.

DUDE!

Ebolapox · 07-31-2010, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut

DUDE!

hey UP. vote in the villainlympics, k?

Psyko Tek · 07-31-2010, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by H5N1

seriously, camera phone. an ounce of perversion is worth a pound of cure.

FYP

**Bwana** · 07-31-2010, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut

DUDE!

Psyko Tek · 07-31-2010, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

I have to admit, neither kid raised much hell, which was what I was worried about when I first caught the seating arrangements. Perhaps this kind of thing should be the norm, if it's not.

if the worst you had to deal with was tittah's,
I feel for ya bra
but I just can't reach you

Psyko Tek · 07-31-2010, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Huffman83

That's such bullshit, those women have a right to be there just as much as anyone else. And they literally have a legal right to breast feed their children in public in the state of Michigan as well as many other states.

Instead of reading about it on some football forum of some guy thinking "WTF." the headline on CNN would be "Airline treats breast feeding mothers as if they were terrorists."

If a mother is doing what God intended her to do w/ her jugs and it still bothers you so much, you should mind your own business.

I got no problem with the breast feeding

I just hope they have no problem with me looking

as much as I try
an exposed breast seems to grab my attention

I always get slapped when I shove a dollar in their bra

Ultra Peanut · 07-31-2010, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by H5N1

hey UP. vote in the villainlympics, k?

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAA

**Bwana** · 07-31-2010, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Psyko Tek

if the worst you had to deal with was tittah's,
I feel for ya bra
but I just can't reach you

As stated in anohter post, it could have worse. I could of had "jackoff Jimmy" next to me rubbing one out. With some people I see on flights these days, I wouldn't be all that shocked.

**Reaper16** · 08-03-2010, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

I make it to Detroit and got delayed because "the choosen one, Barry" was in the area

I wasn't in Detroit then.

**Iowanian** · 08-03-2010, 10:03 AM

This wouldn't bother me, but I'm probably numb to it.

brideowanian breast feeds and for as conservative as she is, she'll whip one out to feed our kid when he needs it, but she does have a blanket thing to give some privacy in public.

It's a pretty damn natural thing, it's good for the baby, and I don't care too much if it bothers anyone else.

**Iowanian** · 08-03-2010, 10:05 AM

what you should have done was made smalltalk while ordering a cup of coffee and then smile and ask for just a pinch of milk.

RaiderH8r · 08-03-2010, 10:28 AM

I'm still trying to wrap my brain around, "I saw tits and it bothered me." line of thinking here. Frankly, it is hurting my brain. I am of the mind that we should encourage women to whip their titties out as often as they want...or, more to the point, as often as I want. But I'm a realist and recognize that probably isn't going to happen.

MagicHef · 08-03-2010, 10:52 AM

On a related note:

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news...42/detail.html

It is legal for a woman to breastfeed anywhere she is otherwise allowed to be in Colorado.

07-30-2010, 07:14 PM
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2135820532	Question For The Ladies...Milk Cannons On Airlines. Ok ladies, help me out here. So I'm flying back from Kalamazoo, Michigan today. I make it to Detroit and got delayed because "the choosen one, Barry" was in the area with Air Force One. I make it onto the Detroit to Minneapolis flight after Barry decided to move his ass. I end up in the back row, I'm talking the last seat on the jet back row, on the right side. Off to my right, there is a gal with an 8 month old sitting on her lap next to me, by the window. Across the way on my left, there is what looks to be about a seven year old girl by the window, and another mother with an eight month old sitting on her lap. I grab "Deb" the fight attendent and told her, I must have really done something to piss someone off. She smiled and told me she would hook me up with some free beers and laughed. About 10 minutes after we take off, I was talking to the lady off to my right and glanced over and noticed she had whipped out one of her milk cannons. I'm taking zero cover. I look over and jr. is going to town on this bad boy. I was like, alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiighty then. After About 15 minutes I look over to my left and mother #2 is doing the same thing. Neither one of them went to any trouble to cover up the milk cannons. I'm sitting there trying not to laugh. Seriously, WTF are the odds of one doing this, much less two. Deb come by again and I told her to skip the beer, just bring me some whisky and make it a double. She looks around and sees the same thing. Her mough about hit the floor and she comes back with three little bottles of whisky and I smile. So girls, is this the freaking norm these days or what?
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Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1668454	This wouldn't bother me, but I'm probably numb to it. brideowanian breast feeds and for as conservative as she is, she'll whip one out to feed our kid when he needs it, but she does have a blanket thing to give some privacy in public. It's a pretty damn natural thing, it's good for the baby, and I don't care too much if it bothers anyone else.
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08-03-2010, 10:28 AM	#104
RaiderH8r Now it's Willie Time! Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Beating hippies Casino cash: $3533512	I'm still trying to wrap my brain around, "I saw tits and it bothered me." line of thinking here. Frankly, it is hurting my brain. I am of the mind that we should encourage women to whip their titties out as often as they want...or, more to the point, as often as I want. But I'm a realist and recognize that probably isn't going to happen. __________________ “You may think RaiderH8r is just a thinker. But I’m not just a thinker. I’m a doer. Every day I go out there, and rev that engine, fire it up, grab a hold of that line between speed and chaos, and wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra. And when the fear rises up in my belly, I use it. Fear is powerful, because it’s been there for billions of years. And it is good. And I use it. And I ride it; I ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell.”
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08-03-2010, 10:52 AM	#105
MagicHef The Seated Villain Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Seattle Casino cash: $520247	On a related note: http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news...42/detail.html It is legal for a woman to breastfeed anywhere she is otherwise allowed to be in Colorado. __________________ With a sack in 61% of his games, SB MVP Von Miller is the most consistent pass rusher in NFL history.
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