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![]() ![]() ![]() I have seen the movies several times (once when they came out, wanting to rip out my eyeballs after I left) and then again when my kids had them on in the background, but I always manage to forget this most absurd of absurdities. It's so far beyond reeruned. But nothing passes Attack of the Clones. OMFG. "So, you're strong in the force?" "Really? How strong?" "Well, I dunno, let me take out this little dohickey and measure you....white blood cell count ......yeah, yeah....oh wow, you've got like a Force Rating of like 947. That's like eighteen points higher than Yoda himself. Man, you are the FORCE of the Force guys." "Is my Force bigger than yours?" Hangs head. *sniff* "Your Force is so amazing that Natalie Portman will boink you even though you have the personality of a complete turd and are obviously emotionally unstable and on some kind of insane power-trip when she does." "Cool, my Force rocks!" Dear God. What happened to "in the rock, the tree, it surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds us." Now it's in a blood count. JFC.
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If there was another purpose for that scene -- I think it was in the 2nd movie but I'm not sure -- then I have never known what it was. It was stupid, unrelated to what needed to happen, a time-waster, lacked dramatic tension -- just a complete failure on all levels except adding it to a video game...
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I've always found it funny when adults who were kids when IV, V and VI came out got all upset when I, II and III were introduced.
"WTF!! These are kids' movies!!!" ![]() Yes, they are, and so were the first three.
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revenge of the shit: the all-anal finale.
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Not sure, but if I had to wager a guess, it'd be Maria Bamford.
this link suggests I'm right. http://larryfire.wordpress.com/2008/...dy-final-show/
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Therein lies a very major problem with the Star Wars franchise: the best stuff has come from people besides Lucas. I'm thinking mainly of KOTOR here.
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All of those things point to it being a 'kid's movie'. Star Wars was always an adventure series that appealed to all ages. Now, only a reeruned 7-year old on ADD meds could like this pieces of shit.
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