Football Roy Williams, Ladies Man - Page 2

Skyy God · 11:26 AM

http://deadspin.com/5818531/roy-will...id-not-go-well

Football is easy; love is hard. Roy Williams isn't very good at either right now.

Williams was dating Miss Texas, as Dallas Cowboys are wont to do. Back in February, a time of year when Cowboys used to be winning rings of their own, Williams purchased one for $76,000. In a Valentine's Day care package to Brooke Daniels, he mailed her the following items:

•$5,000 for school and dental bills
•a signed baseball for Daniels's brother
•a recorded marriage proposal
•the ring

Who says romance is dead? Daniels did not accept Williams's offer of marriage, though it's unclear whether she turned him down via the US Postal Service. But she refused to return the ring, and six weeks later, told him she had lost it. In response, Williams filed a lawsuit against her and her father.

Michael Daniels said in a phone interview Tuesday that although he has documentation that Williams initially told his daughter to keep the ring, he will return it to avoid a lawsuit. Daniels didn't specify when or how the ring would be returned.

"He said (to Brooke Daniels), ‘I'm not like a lot of people, I don't want the ring back. You'll eventually come back to me,' and she didn't," Michael Daniels claimed.

She's just playing hard to get. Williams needs to mail her some flowers, maybe fax her the lyrics to a Peter Gabriel song, and she'll come back to him in a self-adressed stamped envelope.

Skyy God · 07-06-2011, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

Mudsharks have no shame.

Ask that Led Zeppelin groupie....

**MahiMike** · 07-06-2011, 11:16 AM

That's so old fashioned it's sweet. Nowadays, these things are all done with text messages.

keg in kc · 07-06-2011, 11:17 AM

Even if he said to keep the ring, why would she? Just money-grubbing?

(I said the same thing about my ex-wife, who kept the engagement ring when she left me - course she also did a pretty messed up thing by adding a couple of settings to it, apparently the original ring wasn't good enough, so I wasn't really surprised by much in the end)

vailpass · 07-06-2011, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Pittsie

Ask that Led Zeppelin groupie....

???

Skyy God · 07-06-2011, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief

I thought he was married to Kelly Rowland from destiny's child. Did they get divorced?

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Originally Posted by durtyrute

I thought the same thing

I hate to blow your mind, but there might be more than one Roy Williams.

keg in kc · 07-06-2011, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by tooge

I wonder if the $5000 in dental bills was to have a "love groove" made in the front of her mouth. No shit, I actually had a patient ask if she could have her front four teeth taken out for that very reason. No, I didn't do it.

Skyy God · 07-06-2011, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

???

http://www.cracked.com/article_15121...eyre-true.html

durtyrute · 07-06-2011, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Pittsie

I hate to blow your mind, but there might be more than one Roy Williams.

You didn't........it's the same guy. They broke up

Skyy God · 07-06-2011, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by tooge

I wonder if the $5000 in dental bills was to have a "love groove" made in the front of her mouth. No shit, I actually had a patient ask if she could have her front four teeth taken out for that very reason. No, I didn't do it.

Only 4 teeth? Dude must have had a high index to ring ratio.

Skyy God · 07-06-2011, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by durtyrute

You didn't........it's the same guy. They broke up

Not actually. Deadspin used the wrong pic. It's UTexas Roy, not OU Roy.

**Rausch** · 07-06-2011, 12:40 PM

Bro, if you're going to buy a woman, BUY a woman...

Stewie · 07-06-2011, 12:48 PM

Smoooooth Operatorrrrrrrr!

07-06-2011, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

Mudsharks have no shame.

That's not entirely necessary, VP. I can't find any readily available evidence that it's a racial slur so I'm going to leave it but that's really on the edge of where our acceptable line is for future reference.

**loochy** · 07-06-2011, 12:58 PM

Meh, she's not that hot. I see hotter girls than that every day when I drive my Prius to Whole Foods after yoga class.

**Dave Lane** · 07-06-2011, 01:01 PM

Urban dictionary has 3 meanings

1. mud shark

a big fat white chic that goes out lookin for black men to ride.

That ho over there is a mud shark.

07-06-2011, 09:46 AM
Skyy God 11-5, baby Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Livin the dream Casino cash: $2191557	Roy Williams, Ladies Man http://deadspin.com/5818531/roy-will...id-not-go-well Football is easy; love is hard. Roy Williams isn't very good at either right now. Williams was dating Miss Texas, as Dallas Cowboys are wont to do. Back in February, a time of year when Cowboys used to be winning rings of their own, Williams purchased one for $76,000. In a Valentine's Day care package to Brooke Daniels, he mailed her the following items: •$5,000 for school and dental bills •a signed baseball for Daniels's brother •a recorded marriage proposal •the ring Who says romance is dead? Daniels did not accept Williams's offer of marriage, though it's unclear whether she turned him down via the US Postal Service. But she refused to return the ring, and six weeks later, told him she had lost it. In response, Williams filed a lawsuit against her and her father. Michael Daniels said in a phone interview Tuesday that although he has documentation that Williams initially told his daughter to keep the ring, he will return it to avoid a lawsuit. Daniels didn't specify when or how the ring would be returned. "He said (to Brooke Daniels), ‘I'm not like a lot of people, I don't want the ring back. You'll eventually come back to me,' and she didn't," Michael Daniels claimed. She's just playing hard to get. Williams needs to mail her some flowers, maybe fax her the lyrics to a Peter Gabriel song, and she'll come back to him in a self-adressed stamped envelope. Last edited by Skyy God; 07-06-2011 at 11:26 AM..
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07-06-2011, 11:16 AM	#17
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