Other Games Gladiator Round 2, Match 10: sofa king vs. kyle delexus

**Rain Man** · 07-11-2011, 11:08 AM

I'd pay to see this one. I have a feeling that a kill could take a while.

sofa king:

Pilgrim-style blunderbuss with supplies for three shots

No backup weapon

Special Factor: You're wearing a full suit of armor

Time to plan: 74 seconds

kyle delexus:

Spear (6 foot)

No backup weapon

Time to plan: 119 seconds

Venue:

Classic large yard with occasional trees

Starting distance: 5 feet

**SuperChief** · 07-11-2011, 11:11 AM

The armor makes this really interesting.

EDIT: Is it mithril or plate?

**Old Dog** · 07-11-2011, 11:15 AM

Even if the couch dweller fails to kill with his first shot he would still do some damage. Then he turn the gun around, makes it a club and does in kyle.....the end.

**Rain Man** · 07-11-2011, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperChief

The armor makes this really interesting.

EDIT: Is it mithril or plate?

This is your classic Renaissance armor. He can choose French, Italian, German, or English from an aesthetic standpoint.

Pants · 07-11-2011, 11:16 AM

Since the blunderbuss is loaded at the start, sofa king has this IMO.

Steron · 07-11-2011, 11:24 AM

kyle delexus. No way that blunderbuss can be aimed and fired accurately while wearing a suit of armor. Not to mention it'd be impossible to load. Kyle dodges the first shot, runs up, knocks Sofa King down, opens the face cover, and sticks the spear in his eye socket.

Pants · 07-11-2011, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steron

kyle delexus. No way that blunderbuss can be aimed and fired accurately while wearing a suit of armor. Not to mention it'd be impossible to load. Kyle dodges the first shot, runs up, knocks Sofa King down, opens the face cover, and sticks the spear in his eye socket.

Kind of hard to miss with anything from 5 feet away.

**Kyle DeLexus** · 07-11-2011, 11:28 AM

Basically the only chance I have is to run laterally at the start in hopes of minimizing the damage from his first and likely only shot. From there I would have to use my not so blazing speed to my advantage since he is weighed down by heavy armor.

If the first shot doesn't do much damage, I'd still say I could win due to sofa kings limited mobility.

**Kyle DeLexus** · 07-11-2011, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pants

Kind of hard to miss with anything from 5 feet away.

He is handed the weapon at go he would still have to point in the right direction wearing a full suit of armor. That could give me enough time to get out of harms way.

**Rain Man** · 07-11-2011, 11:55 AM

This one is tougher than it appears. If sofa king doesn't make that first shot, I could see kyle climbing aboard him and lifting his visor and stabbing him through it. Suits of armor don't just slow you down, they make it hard to move at all. I'm going with sofa king to make that first shot from close range, but I think kyle has about a 35 percent chance of winning.

Sofa King · 07-11-2011, 12:28 PM

Blunderbuss's do huge damage at very close range. Coupled with a suit of armor, and this match is perfectly suited to me.

No way i could lose this.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 07-11-2011, 03:36 PM

Sofa gets the WIN.

**bevischief** · 07-11-2011, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperChief

The armor makes this really interesting.

EDIT: Is it mithril or plate?

Hammock Parties · 07-11-2011, 06:08 PM

It's really hard to miss with a blunderbuss at 5 feet.

**Kyle DeLexus** · 07-11-2011, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red 5

It's really hard to miss with a blunderbuss at 5 feet.

Except that he's shooting with a full suit of armor on and he's still got to point and shoot.

I'm fairly confident Sofa King has never moved around in a full suit of armor, without it he wins hands down, but with limited mobility I'd win no problem.

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07-11-2011, 11:08 AM
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-662449 VARSITY	Gladiator Round 2, Match 10: sofa king vs. kyle delexus I'd pay to see this one. I have a feeling that a kill could take a while. sofa king: Pilgrim-style blunderbuss with supplies for three shots No backup weapon Special Factor: You're wearing a full suit of armor Time to plan: 74 seconds kyle delexus: Spear (6 foot) No backup weapon Time to plan: 119 seconds Venue: Classic large yard with occasional trees Starting distance: 5 feet
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07-11-2011, 11:11 AM	#2
SuperChief Damn it feels good. Join Date: Mar 2011 Casino cash: $7537978	The armor makes this really interesting. EDIT: Is it mithril or plate?
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07-11-2011, 11:15 AM	#3
Old Dog Supporter Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: North Central Kansas Casino cash: $2460201	Even if the couch dweller fails to kill with his first shot he would still do some damage. Then he turn the gun around, makes it a club and does in kyle.....the end.
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07-11-2011, 11:16 AM	#5
Pants Time Keeps On Slipping Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $3529900	Since the blunderbuss is loaded at the start, sofa king has this IMO. __________________ "Turn the channel to 26!"
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07-11-2011, 11:24 AM	#6
Steron Texting Ms. Dobbs Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Virginia Casino cash: $9408246	kyle delexus. No way that blunderbuss can be aimed and fired accurately while wearing a suit of armor. Not to mention it'd be impossible to load. Kyle dodges the first shot, runs up, knocks Sofa King down, opens the face cover, and sticks the spear in his eye socket.
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07-11-2011, 11:28 AM	#8
Kyle DeLexus Opie and Anthony XM 105 Join Date: Nov 2008 Casino cash: $10002400	Basically the only chance I have is to run laterally at the start in hopes of minimizing the damage from his first and likely only shot. From there I would have to use my not so blazing speed to my advantage since he is weighed down by heavy armor. If the first shot doesn't do much damage, I'd still say I could win due to sofa kings limited mobility.
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07-11-2011, 11:55 AM	#10
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-662449 VARSITY	This one is tougher than it appears. If sofa king doesn't make that first shot, I could see kyle climbing aboard him and lifting his visor and stabbing him through it. Suits of armor don't just slow you down, they make it hard to move at all. I'm going with sofa king to make that first shot from close range, but I think kyle has about a 35 percent chance of winning. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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07-11-2011, 12:28 PM	#11
Sofa King Bump it Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Dakota Casino cash: $-370000 VARSITY	Blunderbuss's do huge damage at very close range. Coupled with a suit of armor, and this match is perfectly suited to me. No way i could lose this.
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07-11-2011, 03:36 PM	#12
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07-11-2011, 06:08 PM	#14
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $820478	It's really hard to miss with a blunderbuss at 5 feet. __________________ Chiefs game films
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