Conjoined twins are getting married! [one of them anyway]

[ReynardMuldrake]

So is this considered polygamy? If the other half gets married, do husbands have to share? When they get divorced, which half does he get?

It was announced on XM Radio that conjoined twin Brittany Hensel is engaged. The connected twins were born in Minnesota and sky-rocketed to fame the moment they were born. To heighten peoples’ curiosity, Brittany and Abby filmed a popular documentary for the TLC channel and have been seen in various esteemed magazines.

Though Brittany is engaged, Abby (her other half) is not engaged. They also have separate driver’s licenses, favorite foods, distinct personalities and so forth. So why is it so shocking to know one is engaged? What about sex? Let’s face it. Sex is the question on everyone’s mind. It’s not like one can leave while the other is having sex. Will both enjoy the sex together? If they have children whose child will it be? I suppose what is awkward to us is normal to them. Best of luck Brittany, and congratulations on your engagement.

The Anatomy of the twins from Wikipedia:

Most of Abigail's and Brittany's shared organs are located at or below the level of the navel and their merging coccyx.

•2 heads
•2 completely separate spinal cords
•2 spines with ribs bridging the two columns
•2 arms (originally 3, but rudimentary central arm was surgically removed, leaving central shoulder blade in place)
•1 broad ribcage, with surgery to correct scoliosis and expand the pleural cavities
•2 breasts
•2 highly fused sternums, traces of bridging ribs
•4 lungs (medial lungs moderately fused, not involving Brittany's upper right lobe); three pleural cavities
•1 diaphragm with well-coordinated involuntary breathing, slight central defect
•2 hearts in a shared circulatory system (nutrition, respiration, medicine taken by either affects both)
•2 stomachs
•2 gallbladders
•1 liver, enlarged and elongated right lobe
•Y-shaped small intestine which experiences a slightly spastic double peristalsis at the juncture
•1 large intestine with one colon
•2 left kidneys, 1 right kidney
•1 bladder
•1 set of reproductive organs
•2 separate half-sacrums, which converge distally
•1 slightly broad pelvis
•2 legs

http://www.celebritydarling.com/conjoined-twin-engaged/

[KC-TBB]

this is like a 'two fer one' offer at payless...you don't know what your getting tell you spend some time in dem shoes...

[seclark]

it'd be kinda funny to watch them fight over who farted.
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[Iowanian]

Twice the chances of a headache shutting down the playground?
Twice the bitching
Twice the moaning
Twice of the "you don't appreciate me"


"I'm coming!"
"no she's not, she's faking, I know because you're rubbing MAH LABIA!"

The single cooter ruins this potential but let me know when the sex tape hits the internet.

[threebag]

What if one dies of heart attack or something with "her" organs? The other one keeps living. Would you be a nechrophiliac? What would they do remove bady parts of the deceased one? Would she be a dead ****? Why oh why

[threebag]

Could one survive without the other?

[munkey]

Originally Posted by threebag02

Could one survive without the other?

I doubt it..

[Sofa King]

Originally Posted by threebag02

Could one survive without the other?

No. 1 heart stops and it's all over.



But it does remind me of something funny.