Life The Hard Way - Page 8

**Iowanian** · 01-03-2009, 07:24 PM

Like many of you, for some unknown reason, I've had to learn many, many lessons the hard way.

Someone tells you not to do something, but you just have to anyway.....

Share those stories and the lesson learned.

Mr. Plow · 11-30-2009, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited

Oh yea, wanna use some butthole beads on your girl? Sure you do. Make sure you use the all rubber/silcone kind. String broke on me as I was trying to pull them out all sensually. Ol girl had to shit them out, kinda ruined the moment.

Ouch.

KCChiefsMan · 11-30-2009, 08:15 PM

my father gave me a CB radio and told me to only use it for emergencies and not to fuck with people (this was before the days of the cell phone btw). Well, I get on there with a friend and we start talking a whole bunch of $hit. I guess they can find you with more advanced CB radio's and we learned the hard way not to fuck with people on that thing.

Gdaddy · 11-30-2009, 10:04 PM

I'm from KC homey, and I am not a North Jersey Guido. That is like saying you all live in trailers, sleep with your sisters and have meth labs....
I havent heard the word "Supper" in a LONG time....I live in Central Jersey on the shore....by "The Boss" and John Bon Jovi.....Not by the Gotti kids and spray bronze capital of the world...For a reference point, The Guido's you reference are Staton Island, Long Island, Elizabeth, Patterson and Newark.....
Not Rumson, Fair Haven, etc. They hang at Seaside Heights during the Summer, which is an hour and 1/2 away from here.....

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Actually, I barf a lot. It's an over-rated diet plan.

I was kind of hoping you'd have discussed making your face Oompa Loompa orange, or the consequences of using a jetblast to spike your blow'd up DO...maybe negative side effects of using a wood chipper with a big neck chain hanging out of your half-bottoned shirt.

kcchiefsus · 11-30-2009, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MIAdragon

No idea who Tucker Max is, however no matter how many times you've done it before or how much she loves it it the catcher is not ready to receive the pitch bad things happen. Dont really want to get into it but please take my word for it.

I also learned that not everything you see in porn is acceptable outside of porn. Ya know when you see the guy spit on the chick to increase lubrication, yea chicks don’t like that.
So there I am with this half balack half Polish skirt, Mieska, this girl was an absolute freak down for anything right, nope, as soon as the spit left my lips I knew it was going to end bad. Sure enough she looks at me with utter disbelief in her eyes and screamed "did you just ****ing spit on me!?" "are you out of your mind!?" and that ended that play session, no worries though she was over the next night in a nurses outfit.

www.tuckermax.com

Brock · 11-30-2009, 10:21 PM

Hire an arborist to take down that tree next to the power pole.

Fairplay · 11-30-2009, 10:27 PM

Lesson: Backing out of the driveway.

I dropped a roach and reached down to get it while backing out and backed into the neighbor lady driving down the street. She was really pissed, cussing me up and down. Can't blame her though.

**Bearcat** · 11-30-2009, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow

**Note to women: If you don't want a man to fix your problem, go vent to another woman. That's what men do....fix things. It's in our nature. Women bitch, men fix.

Psyko Tek · 11-30-2009, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

Being a "nice guy" does not mean you will get laid.

NIce guys finish in the shower
meat this fairly hot girl at the bar and we prceeded to get drunk and friendly

walked her to her car invited her hoime she said bo

2 days later she's telling me she woanted to do me right there but now she's found another guy
so

I finished in the shower

Psyko Tek · 11-30-2009, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by kindra68

1. You can get kicked off a balcony, in New Orleans, on Bourbon Street, during Mardi Gras.
2. Even though you have on enough beads to totally cover your front, you still have to wear a shirt, during Mardi Gras, in New Orleans on Bourbon Street.
3. Do be careful of how many Hurricanes you drink, and how fast you drink them. If you do not heed this advice you might wake up in a van, under an overpass with a bag of smushed white castle burgers thinking, "what the hell happened last night?"
4. Find a bar with a restroom and stay there.
5. If you find yourself getting bored and do not heed 4, do not start drinking straight vodka over ice just so you can use a new bars restroom.
6. During Mardi Gras you can easily consume three to four time more alcohol than normal. I do not recommend this.

whao are you and wannna party?
god I hope your a chick

Psyko Tek · 11-30-2009, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod

If you are driving down the highway after a night of drinking, and your buddy needs to puke but you don't want to pull to the side of the highway and draw attention to yourself, so you tell him just to open the door, lean out and puke while cruising along at 60 mph (he was buckled in), either go ahead and pull over or get a down payment on having a shit load of puke cleaned out of your back seat.

Bob is that you?

did this to a buddy once he got a dwi
I got my ass beat by my dad

**Iowanian** · 01-06-2012, 04:29 PM

New lessons come every day.

so.

If you're traveling for business and you hit a "dead zone" typically for phone and radio station of your choice use caution. You see, sometimes when a man has been on the road for 3hrs he gets bored and will forget himself and do things he typically may not do.

For example.
If you're driving as mentioned above, and you're going to pocket dial a coworker, don't do it when you're having your own personal American Idol audition going on in the cab of your ride. He has speaker phone, and on that day, cell reception isn't going to be a problem.

That's right....in the spot I couldn't make a phone call for $1mil any time I drive through it.....I pocket call a coworker, when I'm singing a tune and it stays for 10 minutes, and he's got speaker phone.

Sofa King · 01-06-2012, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

New lessons come every day.

so.

If you're traveling for business and you hit a "dead zone" typically for phone and radio station of your choice use caution. You see, sometimes when a man has been on the road for 3hrs he gets bored and will forget himself and do things he typically may not do.

For example.
If you're driving as mentioned above, and you're going to pocket dial a coworker, don't do it when you're having your own personal American Idol audition going on in the cab of your ride. He has speaker phone, and on that day, cell reception isn't going to be a problem.

That's right....in the spot I couldn't make a phone call for $1mil any time I drive through it.....I pocket call a coworker, when I'm singing a tune and it stays for 10 minutes.

Lemme guess...

**Iowanian** · 01-06-2012, 04:42 PM

I'm just glad it wasn't one of the songs from that damn wii dance game my little girls do.....It could have been some Madonna or Dynomite......

I couldn't even remember doing it until he called me the third time while was in my meeting to laugh at me......and then on the way home I caught myself doing it again.

I'm pretty sure he got John Denver "the scotsman" and possibly some Eagles.

I'd have preferred had been Waylon Jennings or George Jones day in my mental ipod...But I'm glad it wasn't "we are the dinosaurs" Lauri Berkner day.

DJ's left nut · 01-06-2012, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

I'm just glad it wasn't one of the songs from that damn wii dance game my little girls do.....It could have been some Madonna or Dynomite......

I couldn't even remember doing it until he called me the third time while was in my meeting to laugh at me......and then on the way home I caught myself doing it again.

I'm pretty sure he got John Denver "the scotsman" and possibly some Eagles.

I'd have preferred had been Waylon Jennings or George Jones day in my mental ipod...But I'm glad it wasn't "we are the dinosaurs" Lauri Berkner day.

Simple solution: Bluetooth....

I pocket dialed mid-song once - the car was smart enough to catch the call and pipe it in over the radio before I had a chance to make an ass of myself. Thank you car, thank you very much.

Demonpenz · 01-06-2012, 05:01 PM

I have learned that you can't make money unless you got good health and your eyes work and your teeth aren't rotting. So take care of yourself.

I have learned to sit in there when times are tough and don't have ass the pain. Pray, go for a walk, face that stuff or you will never grow.

I have learned to have the life of your dreams requires millions of boring tasks, so either make the boring tasks fun, or accept that the tasks will be boring.

I have learned that some people just don't want to be in your life, and you need to focus your thoughts on people that need you and your help, and not focus on people that are trash.

01-03-2009, 07:24 PM
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1648454	The Hard Way Like many of you, for some unknown reason, I've had to learn many, many lessons the hard way. Someone tells you not to do something, but you just have to anyway..... Share those stories and the lesson learned.
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11-30-2009, 08:15 PM	#107
KCChiefsMan AIC Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Roxbury, MA Casino cash: $10004900	my father gave me a CB radio and told me to only use it for emergencies and not to fuck with people (this was before the days of the cell phone btw). Well, I get on there with a friend and we start talking a whole bunch of $hit. I guess they can find you with more advanced CB radio's and we learned the hard way not to fuck with people on that thing.
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11-30-2009, 10:21 PM	#110
Brock Say hello to my little friend Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Larryville Casino cash: $9598422	Hire an arborist to take down that tree next to the power pole.
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11-30-2009, 10:27 PM	#111
Fairplay A certain set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: texas Casino cash: $10026683 VARSITY	Lesson: Backing out of the driveway. I dropped a roach and reached down to get it while backing out and backed into the neighbor lady driving down the street. She was really pissed, cussing me up and down. Can't blame her though.
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01-06-2012, 04:29 PM	#116
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1648454	New lessons come every day. so. If you're traveling for business and you hit a "dead zone" typically for phone and radio station of your choice use caution. You see, sometimes when a man has been on the road for 3hrs he gets bored and will forget himself and do things he typically may not do. For example. If you're driving as mentioned above, and you're going to pocket dial a coworker, don't do it when you're having your own personal American Idol audition going on in the cab of your ride. He has speaker phone, and on that day, cell reception isn't going to be a problem. That's right....in the spot I couldn't make a phone call for $1mil any time I drive through it.....I pocket call a coworker, when I'm singing a tune and it stays for 10 minutes, and he's got speaker phone. Last edited by Iowanian; 01-06-2012 at 04:36 PM..
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01-06-2012, 04:42 PM	#118
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1648454	I'm just glad it wasn't one of the songs from that damn wii dance game my little girls do.....It could have been some Madonna or Dynomite...... I couldn't even remember doing it until he called me the third time while was in my meeting to laugh at me......and then on the way home I caught myself doing it again. I'm pretty sure he got John Denver "the scotsman" and possibly some Eagles. I'd have preferred had been Waylon Jennings or George Jones day in my mental ipod...But I'm glad it wasn't "we are the dinosaurs" Lauri Berkner day.
Posts: 62,945

01-06-2012, 05:01 PM	#120
Demonpenz Woman should only make babies Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $-433864	I have learned that you can't make money unless you got good health and your eyes work and your teeth aren't rotting. So take care of yourself. I have learned to sit in there when times are tough and don't have ass the pain. Pray, go for a walk, face that stuff or you will never grow. I have learned to have the life of your dreams requires millions of boring tasks, so either make the boring tasks fun, or accept that the tasks will be boring. I have learned that some people just don't want to be in your life, and you need to focus your thoughts on people that need you and your help, and not focus on people that are trash. __________________
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