Poop Homeless Couple arrested for having sex in public

Lex Luthor · 03-09-2012, 09:29 PM

Get a room! Homeless couple arrested for having sex on public stage... and they even had an audience

By DAILY MAIL REPORTER
UPDATED: 22:16 EST, 7 March 2012

All the world's a stage for two homeless lovers who were arrested for allegedly having sex in a band shell in the middle of the afternoon in Danbury, Connecticut.

Jonathan Price, 41, and Shannon McClung, 38, even attracted an audience. When police arrived after receiving numerous complaints about the couple, they found several women had gathered around the stage to watch the couple copulate.

Price and McClung both told police they were staying a local homeless shelters.

Officers were called the the Danbury Green stage, which is open on three sides, about 2pm Tuesday, according to the Danbury News-Times.
Several people had reported the pair having sex near the town's ice skating rink.

The stage, which is used for concerts in the summer, is open for anyone to see. When he was arrested, Price told officers he was staying at the local homeless shelter. McClung told officers she lived at the women's shelter in town.

Both were charged with breach of peace and public indecency.
They were being held on $500 bail.

WARNING: The woman in the picture is so hawt that you will get a huge erection when you see her. View at your own risk.

Spoiler!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...lic-stage.html

Setsuna · 03-09-2012, 09:31 PM

I'm sorry, having BO sex isn't my cup of tea.

**Canofbier** · 03-09-2012, 09:36 PM

The one on the right looks like Skrillex.

SnakeXJones · 03-09-2012, 09:38 PM

dear god my ****ing eyes

Johnny Vegas · 03-09-2012, 09:40 PM

I can literally smell them through my screen

Discuss Thrower · 03-09-2012, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canofbier

The one on the right looks like Skrillex.

Filter e-****ing-vasion.

03-09-2012, 09:41 PM

She doesn't have teeth. In.

Lex Luthor · 03-09-2012, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canofbier

The one on the right looks like Skrillex.

At least I was considerate enough to put the picture in spoiler tags.

**Canofbier** · 03-09-2012, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

Filter e-****ing-vasion.

Sorry, should have posted:

The one on the right looks like ********.

Discuss Thrower · 03-09-2012, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canofbier

Sorry, should have posted:

The one on the right looks like ********.

Well played.

listopencil · 03-09-2012, 09:49 PM

Johnathan Price is pimpin'. Pickin' up that sweet, sweet homeless ass.

**Easy 6** · 03-09-2012, 09:49 PM

Theres no emoticon that properly describes the weird ass, sad laugh that came out of me upon viewing this.

Life can be so sad

**Rain Man** · 03-09-2012, 10:13 PM

The pictures make me sad. Whenever I hear the name Shannon, I generally think along the lines of Shannon Tweed. Shannon is the name of a pretty woman, or at least it should be.

And as an aside, if they're homeless any sex they have is going to be in public, right?

03-09-2012, 10:33 PM

I would have convinced them it was my living room and asked for a warrant. Then again, maybe I'm smart enough not to be homeless.

Demonpenz · 03-09-2012, 10:46 PM

he's probably had practice eating out a dumpster

03-09-2012, 09:29 PM
Lex Luthor MVP Join Date: Mar 2010 Casino cash: $10022775	Homeless Couple arrested for having sex in public Get a room! Homeless couple arrested for having sex on public stage... and they even had an audience By DAILY MAIL REPORTER UPDATED: 22:16 EST, 7 March 2012 All the world's a stage for two homeless lovers who were arrested for allegedly having sex in a band shell in the middle of the afternoon in Danbury, Connecticut. Jonathan Price, 41, and Shannon McClung, 38, even attracted an audience. When police arrived after receiving numerous complaints about the couple, they found several women had gathered around the stage to watch the couple copulate. Price and McClung both told police they were staying a local homeless shelters. Officers were called the the Danbury Green stage, which is open on three sides, about 2pm Tuesday, according to the Danbury News-Times. Several people had reported the pair having sex near the town's ice skating rink. The stage, which is used for concerts in the summer, is open for anyone to see. When he was arrested, Price told officers he was staying at the local homeless shelter. McClung told officers she lived at the women's shelter in town. Both were charged with breach of peace and public indecency. They were being held on $500 bail. WARNING: The woman in the picture is so hawt that you will get a huge erection when you see her. View at your own risk. Spoiler! Um, which one is the female? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...lic-stage.html
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