Let's get to know each other...

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

There's been a lot of talk recently about what should be shared on CP and what shouldn't. I for one am not afraid to share some things many others think are stupid to share on the internet. That's fine and that's fair. Those folks don't have to take part in this. For some of us this isn't just a place to talk football or even sports at all.

Case in point... I started a football thread today and it went basically nowhere while threads about Cheaters and sauces thrived lol. That's all good but it just reinforced what I already knew about CP. A few people bitch about the offseason but a lot more people embrace the off topic threads the off season brings.

This place is less a football site than a community imo. I know that will change to a large degree during the season. So 16 weeks out of 52. Count the playoffs if you want since the Chiefs are rarely in them.

So if you don't mind lets get to know each other. A few of my best friends IRL have come from off topic threads so I continue to post them much to the chagrin of some. Yeah... too bad.

My name is Brian. I've done radio for 22 years. I have a 16 year old daughter as of last Friday. I'm a pretty simple dude and I like it that way. I'm part redneck, part "city" dweller and part college educated. I embrace the simple things in life but have an appreciation for culture. My teams are the Royals, Jayhawks and Chiefs... the one's I grew up with in Kansas and the one's I'll always love whether they're good or bad. I'm not on CP to talk about football or the Chiefs primarily although I am a fan of both and enjoy the discourse about them. I'm 43 years old and going gray fast. I don't mind it. I like what being older than many of you brings to my life. A little more experience and being there to see the Royals in their glory days and win it all.

Share some basics about your life if you wish.

Those who think this is stupid... always good not knowing you. Embrace the anonnymity. It's just teh stupid intrawebs.

[tooge]

I once ran a marathon because it was on my way. My small talk has altered world policy. Bigfoot has a photo of ME. I drink dos equis. I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I'll **** a fat chick.

[BigCatDaddy]

I am Duncan Macleod, born 400 years ago in the Highlands of Scotland. I am Immortal, and I am not alone. For centuries we have waited for the time of the Gathering, when the stroke of a sword and the fall of a head will release the power of the Quickening. In the end, there can be only one

[Donger]

That actually made my skin crawl.

[Fire Me Boy!]

There is an idea of a Fire Me Boy!; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

[Saulbadguy]

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!

There is an idea of a Fire Me Boy!; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

Fire Me Boy. How thought provoking.

[Rasputin]

I think it's more fun to talk about other people, like Rain Man. He once said he likes turtles.

[BigRedChief]

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

You don't need to share if you don't want to Lump. No one needs to. You and I are already friends. I was just trying to make a few more here. If people aren't good with that it's fine. You may notice I didn't share anything in the OP that I haven't shared before elsewhere.

Wellll I like you Mr. Dr. Johhny Fever.

[TimeForWasp]

Pussies !!!

[TimeForWasp]

I may not be perfect,








but I'm way below average.

[gblowfish]

I was born a poor black child.

[bevischief]

Originally Posted by JD10367

Very well. Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking. I suggest you try it.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I started the Sauces thread, so if you're jealous, suck it.

[bevischief]

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Ya know, I typed it all out and put it on here. Then realized this place ain't what it used to be, so I took it down. You want to know about me? Shoot me a PM. I'm not shy if I know you.

Ain't that the truth...

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by Dallas Chief

It's funny the things I remember about people on here. You were Beer Me, Beer Bacon, you tend to be a left leaner- not a criticism btw, you once told a story on here about how proud your daughter made you for something nice she did for another kid in school. I even remember here name. Guess it just impacted me in some way. Keep playing them sweet tunes on KUDL brutha!

Beer Bacon was a different guy and I don't work at "cuddle" lol. It is funny how you remember things about people you've had little interaction with though.

[Hammock Parties]

Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.

Oh, what sad times are these when passing Cassels can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable football stress in this period in history.