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Constable of Untruths
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Wichita
Casino cash: $-998916
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I've got a security system with motion sensors and glass breaking sensors (Securenet, $31 a month), 3 shotguns, 2 high-powered rifles, 2 hand guns, and 2 highly trained attack Yorkshire Terriers. Come at me, bro.
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Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Hollywood, CA
Casino cash: $10053648
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I remember why I deleted them now: Irrational paranoia. I even removed my locale from the member map because we were leaving town for two weeks during the holidays. With so many recent burglary attempts, I began to get really nervous. But, no attempted break ins occurred during that trip. Coincidence? ![]() |
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Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Hollywood, CA
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"Think BOOM!"
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W
Casino cash: $6809900
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A rather protective male Dobermann.
If that fails, shotgun.
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Supporter
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Hollywood, CA
Casino cash: $10053648
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Arrowhead Trail of Tears
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: KansasCity
Casino cash: $-669559
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My dobie is female
But yeah, Doberman + firearm + house alarm
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#52 |
Fish are scared of me
Join Date: Nov 2001
Casino cash: $-1559523
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Yep, I'm hooking diesel fuel to my lawn sprinkler sysyem so when they try to escape I can light their shit up !
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Fish are scared of me
Join Date: Nov 2001
Casino cash: $-1559523
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I'm hanging my Aaron Hernandez jersey on the front of my house .
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special teams
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Mesa AZ
Casino cash: $10015665
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I don't have any shit worth stealing
and that has worked out so far ![]()
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The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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"Think BOOM!"
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W
Casino cash: $6809900
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"Think BOOM!"
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Female Dobes are actually superior with regard to protecting family, IMO.
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#58 |
Veteran
Join Date: Dec 2012
Casino cash: $10014530
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It's amazing how many people say "you better be trained to use a gun"... Do these people actually believe that dumba** criminals train to use guns? Sometimes society makes it sound like the criminals are Harvard educated. I have a 45 loaded I am my house at all times.
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Prestige Worldwide
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Spring Hill, KS
Casino cash: $-169474
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Parents house got robbed when I was younger.
Parents were at work, I was at school. Long story short...Cop told us the best security system you can get is a dog.
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Rufus Dawes Jr.
Join Date: Aug 2000
Casino cash: $-2201821
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ADT
180 lbs of German Shepard Guns 6ft fence around all but the front of the house. Sheriffs Deputy two doors down doesn't hurt either. |
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