Funny Stuff Omaha works at a water park in Missouri?

RippedmyFlesh · 07-05-2013, 07:38 AM

It's one thing to say the curvy ladies we love are too fat but you went too far this time.

Curvy woman asked to leave Missouri waterpark when management deems her swimsuit inappropriate

A curvy woman in Missouri was asked to leave a waterpark if she did not cover up her revealing bikini. The woman, Madelyn Sheaffer, said she was kicked out of Adventure Oasis Water Park in Independence, Mo. on Tuesday.

http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/...wimsuit-inappr

RippedmyFlesh · 07-05-2013, 07:42 AM

Actually she's not bad at all. I would.

RippedmyFlesh · 07-05-2013, 07:44 AM

I will honor your request and let those that are curious go to link. It's not that she was fat it's because they say she revealed too much.

scho63 · 07-05-2013, 07:44 AM

She deserved to be kicked out because of that stupid white trash tattoo across her groin area. WTF was she thinking?

Not sure who told her that would be a good look.

RippedmyFlesh · 07-05-2013, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by scho63

She deserved to be kicked out because of that stupid white trash tattoo across her groin area. WTF was she thinking?

Not sure who told her that would be a good look.

A little ink is cool but I agree too much is blah. Would keep the lights off I guess

Rasputin · 07-05-2013, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by RippedmyFlesh

I will honor your request and let those that are curious go to link. It's not that she was fat it's because they say she revealed too much.

I made that post because I was afraid she was really fat. She wasn't that bad after all.

Dayze · 07-05-2013, 07:49 AM

RippedmyFlesh · 07-05-2013, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

I made that post because I was afraid she was really fat. She wasn't that bad after all.

Gross to Omaha may be

to the rest of us. I was expecting a woman of walmart type when I saw the article then was pleasantly surprised.

Dayze · 07-05-2013, 07:58 AM

I'd hit it; 'dem tittahs would be fun when they're bouncing all over the place.

Fish · 07-05-2013, 08:29 AM

I take my daughter there all the time. Last time we were there some gigantic mama flopped out her 40lb titties for the world to see. It was horrifying........

RippedmyFlesh · 07-05-2013, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Fish

I take my daughter there all the time. Last time we were there some gigantic mama flopped out her 40lb titties for the world to see. It was horrifying........

Ever bump into Omaha?

**Baby Lee** · 07-05-2013, 08:36 AM

Someone probably saw a clamshell.

Fish · 07-05-2013, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by RippedmyFlesh

Ever bump into Omaha?

Was he wearing this?

Sully · 07-05-2013, 09:02 AM

I was there a week ago, and they shut down the whole operation because someone had pooped in one of the pools. Carl Spackler had a busy day.

Omaha · 07-05-2013, 09:02 AM

It says she recently lost 100 lbs. Holy ****. I think that explains the whale tattoo.

For the record, I would not. However, she probably didn't need to be thrown out. There were probably more unacceptable fatties running around there who needed to be harpooned and shown the door.

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07-05-2013, 09:02 AM	#15
Omaha Badass! Join Date: May 2010 Casino cash: $9726579	It says she recently lost 100 lbs. Holy ****. I think that explains the whale tattoo. For the record, I would not. However, she probably didn't need to be thrown out. There were probably more unacceptable fatties running around there who needed to be harpooned and shown the door.
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