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I sit and poop. It takes less than two minutes. I run to the bathroom when I start to crown.
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07-26-2013, 12:46 PM | #47 |
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It me a long time. I will poop then I still have a little poop left to poop and the harder I try to poop the last little poop the longer it takes then I finally poop and I wipe but then I have to poop some more then I have to wipe again.
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07-26-2013, 12:48 PM | #49 |
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07-26-2013, 12:48 PM | #51 |
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It's a combination of IBS and horrible diet.
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07-26-2013, 12:48 PM | #52 |
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90 seconds at the most. I shit around 3:30 pm everyday. has something to do with school getting out around that time, back when I was just a lil shit
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07-26-2013, 12:49 PM | #53 |
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Not long. I want to punch people that sit in there for 20 minutes.
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07-26-2013, 12:52 PM | #54 |
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Yeah, everyone takes a phone into the shitter with them. If you get "the call" you know you need to walk by the bathroom, open the door and wave your arm to trigger the light again. We've tried explaining that the timer is too short, but building management just isn't getting it.
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Less than a minute. I never really understood the whole magazines in the bathroom thing. I never understood how someone could really take so long that they needed a magazine to read.
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07-26-2013, 12:53 PM | #56 |
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07-26-2013, 12:55 PM | #57 |
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Around a minute. Since I've been on this clean eating diet, I'm producing nothing but long and slenders. Matter of fact, I'll occasionally get a long and slender, and I don't know if it's the bouyancy or what, but when they break free they'll brush against my butt cheek.
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07-26-2013, 01:02 PM | #58 |
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less than a min. to poop but I stay on for a lil bit so the bidet can make my butthole nice and clean.
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07-26-2013, 01:04 PM | #59 |
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That would explain some of your posts.
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