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11-28-2018, 12:02 PM | Topic Starter |
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Your rooting guide for Week 13.
Tell me if you disagree, because some of these are developed with four-dimensional logic. Games are ranked in importance from top to bottom.
Chiefs over Raiders - Greatness starts here. Vikings over Patriots - Ideally, we want the Patriots and Steelers to end up in the #2 and #3 seed so they have to play each other and confuse the refs about which team to favor, but I'm going conservative here. I want more breathing room to keep the #1 seed. Steelers over Chargers - I feel very dirty here, but we want the Steelers in the #2 or #3 spot, and I want more breathing room over the Chargers. This would more or less fiinish off the division race in any reasonable scenarios. Bengals over Broncos - Because we really want the Bengals in the playoffs, and we enjoy Broncos misery. Plus, the Broncos could win out after this game. Titans over Jets - Because f*** the Colts, and Mike Vrabel puts a tight end pass blocking on JJ Watt. Get the Titans above the Colts in the playoff push. Jaguars over Colts - Because f*** the Colts. Browns over Texans - Trying to get weaker teams into the bottom playoff spot, and we don't want the Texans hogging that #2 seed. Dolphins over Bills - Trying to get weaker teams into the bottom playoff spot. Lions over Rams - Nine straight penalties in the first quarter. Lose, you ref-coddled sushi eaters. Lower seed for you. Cowboys over Saints - Position the Saints for a lower seed to increase their chances of getting knocked off in the playoffs. Redskins over Eagles - Keep the weaker team in the playoff chase, I guess, even though this conflicts with my Seahawks logic below. Plus, I don't want the Eagles getting on a hot streak. Ravens over Falcons - This is a close one. Normal logic would state that we want AFC playoff contenders to lose, but I think the Ravens are one of the weaker playoff contenders. I'd rather see them block out the Colts. Because f*** the Colts. Seahawks over 49ers - This is a tough one. We don't want stronger teams in the playoffs, and a Seahawks win threatens the weak Redskins. But the Seahawks have a better chance of knocking off the Saints or Rams. So I'm going Seahawks. Bears over Giants - Because we're trying to knock the Saints and Rams out of the bye week, and because Eli Manning didn't go to the team that drafted him. Cardinals over Packers - Because none of us really like Aaron Rodgers any more, and Josh Rosen always looks so sad. Buccaneers over Panthers - Who doesn't enjoy seeing Fitzmagic? If these things happen, here's the seeding coming out of Week 13. Last edited by Rain Man; 12-04-2018 at 04:38 PM.. |
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