Ever Check Your County's Latest Arrests/Mugshots?

[GabyKeepsMeWarm]

It's usually no more than two or three times a year, but I'll somehow end up checking out the local arrests for my county, and it's usually just kind of a bummer experience. I always feel a little bit like a busy-body, and seeing what usually amounts to pretty trashy folks as constant repeat offenders isn't exactly an uplifting experience.

Well, last night, I got bored, and started farting around... I see a name that is vaguely familiar. Turns out I went to high school with the guy, but he was basically just another face in the hallways. Goddamn. This dude has quite a rap sheet, and some awful charges facing him. So that really piqued my interest. I went down the whole list... Folks, I don't know what's in the water around here, but I am surrounded by ****ing sex offenders! Holy ****balls, it was unbelievable. A lot of drug/alcohol offenses, but at least 20% were of the sick **** diddling kind. What the ****, man?!?