My flight.

[Rain Man]

So...

...my flight was supposed to leave at 8:10 p.m.

The plane got grounded in another city due to weather even though the weather is fine at my city and at my destination. Okay, that's understandable.

We've changed gates three times (four gates) in the past several hours.

I'm in Alaska, and they're doing construction in the airport. For some reason it's about 90 degrees in the airport, but they don't have air conditioning and can't open any windows, so everyone in here is sweat-soaked. In Alaska.

At one point they reported that the plane was stranded in Yellowknife, Canada. Yellowknife, Canada, is not anywhere on the plane's fight history. How did my plane end up in the Canadian Yukon?

They announced that it finally arrived, and then got on later and said they messed up and it was actually another plane that had landed. I bet my plane is in Nunevet or something by now.