Lucky me. I got selected for the mother of all jury dutys.

[sd4chiefs]

Federal Grand Jury Duty. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I am going to have to serve for 18 months, 18 F**king months. I will have too call every Sunday night to see if I have to go in for one or two days that week. These will be high profile cases like murders and other gruesome crimes that the Grand jury will decide if it should go to trail. They will let you off to take a vacation or for others important things but thats about it. There are 3 million people in San Diego and they only pick up to 23 people to do this. I feel like I have been drafted. I guess someone has to do it and I am retired and have the time but 18 months. I always felt guilty because I never served in the military so I guess Karma came down on me. Has anyone ever done this or know of any one that has done this?

I know I can't get out of it and I really don't want to so please no smartass posts about crazy ass things I could do to get out of it.