Small things in life that gravel your ass

[CaliforniaChief]

I get aggravated by the following things:

1. People who don't turn on their turn signal at all or wait until they've all but jammed on their brakes right in front of you, as if your telepathic gifts should have told you they were turning.

2. People who leave their grocery cart in a parking space when there's a cart corral literally 20 feet from where they are. Hey douche-nozzle, you wouldn't have to buy whole grain food and diet coke if you just walked the 20 feet to bring your cart back, and our prices wouldn't be so high if they didn't have to hire all those teenagers to round up the carts.

3. People who change their order at the drive-through while they're at the window, or make multiple different orders. There's a time to go in and do it in person. Then again, these are the same chubs who can't walk their cart back to the corral, either.

4. People who bitch and moan about the federal debt, only to hound their congressman and complain that he didn't bring home the pork to build that 3-toed sloth museum.

5. California weather-people. They're baked crispy-orange and talk about how great it is that we don't have rain, and then when half our forests are in flames, bitch about how it's been so dry.

6. People at the airport that try to board the plane before it's their turn. We're all getting on the plane, people.

7. Airline companies that bitch about how much carry-on baggage people have. Hmmmm....wonder why we're all carrying on bags, now? Idiots.

8. California sports fans. I'm not making this up. There was a mom at our school who had Chargers stuff all over the back of her SUV. Then when they lost all those games and the Packers were unbeaten, she mysteriously became a Packers fan and put a GB decal on the back of her SUV. Then the DAY after the Giants beat them, the window was blank. Like her brain. I hate fair-weather fans.