Peyton Manning

[Thig Lyfe]

Well, well, well. Guess who was right about Peyton Manning.

ME.

Yeah, don't act like you've forgotten. Don't act like you were on board the whole time. You all called me crazy. A lunatic. You all said stuff like "Shut up" and "I hate you" and "Will you please shut up, I'm begging you." But now it is YOU ALL who should shut up, because YOU WERE WRONG and I WAS RIGHT. We should have signed Peyton Manning, and now instead of being on the road to the Super Bowl, we're on the highway to HELL!!! (Football hell.) Maybe if you mother****ers had listened to ME, you wouldn't have to spend so much money on airplane banners.

Let's look back everything I got right, shall we?

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe

Peyton Manning

NAILED IT. Peyton is on pace for well over 4,000 yards this year.

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Peyton Manning

**** YEAH. Peyton has 30 touchdowns ALREADY.

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Peyton Manning

YUP. He's got more passing yards and touchdowns than Cassel, Quinn, and Stanzi combined.

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Peyton Manning

WHAT'S THAT NOW? He's won at least 8 games in a row? DAMN STRAIGHT.

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe

Peyton Manning

UH HUH. I toldja whoever signed Peyton would clinch their division title before week 14. One of my boldest predictions.

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Peyton Manning

WHO ELSE COULD HAVE PREDICTED that we wouldn't hold a lead for the first 9 games if we didn't sign Peyton???

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Peyton Manning

I TOLD YOU TO WRITE IT DOWN.

PEYTON MANNING, BITCHES. COME AT ME.