Total Chiefs Psychopath Cracks Me Up on Facebook

[gblowfish]

I had a Facebook exchange today that totally cracked me up. This guy asked to "friend" me out of the blue a few weeks ago. He's one of those " Just drink the Red Kool Aid" Chiefs fans, like those who populate "Arrowhead Pride" and some of the other "Hear No Evil See No Evil Speak No Evil" Chiefs chat boards.

I (of course) hang out on Chiefs Planet, which is a comparatively unvarnished - and that's being kind- and certainly a more objective to downright critical site about the Chiefs. We argue all the time here, as you well know.

So anyway, this guy puts up this thread gushing about The Greatest Kicker in Chiefs History, Nick Lowery, and how under appreciated he is, and he should be in Canton and Blah Blah Blah.

All I said was "Will he slap me if I don't keep his balls warm?"

Then I mentioned that when given his chance to be a true hero, Lowery choked in the 1991 playoffs vs Miami. And so this guy starts sending me nasty messages and unfriended me like I'm the second coming of Kim Jong Il!

And I didn't even get a chance to ask him if Nick still loves Peter's...


Believe me, this poor bastard would get his stool seriously pushed in around this joint in a New York minute. It made me laugh, a really lot. So the moral of the story is, there's almost as many psychopaths out there on Facebook as we have here in the DC section, so be careful out there!

Here's a screen shot of the messages I got from him today. Enjoy!