I now have to trim my nose and ear hair

[Amnorix]

at this entire thread.

But it's all so horribly true.

My next door neighbor -- nice guy, plenty nerdy but whatever, it's all good -- WTF is up with his psycho, completely out of control eyebrows which literally stick straight out with a few of them arching upwards, looking like the eyebrow version of a bull's horns? Does he not look in the mirror? Do his wife and kids not say "hey, honey/Dad, trim that shit down"?

And when he talks to you the freaking things sway in the wind and waggle as he changes expression. ****ing distracting as hell. It's the eyebrow version of Austin Power's mole.