Got a visit from Child Welfare services last Friday.

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Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson

Yeah....for a brief second I thought about what my reaction might be if the babysitter had reported some random bruise. Or if some weirdo from the walmart reported some silly interaction between my son and I in the bread aisle. People love to be outraged and take up a cause.

Ironically enough, about a year ago, we were walking out of Walmart, my son was screaming because I was carrying him, and he wanted to walk and get into everything, and as we were walking out, he threw his head back and completely obliterated my lips. The sound was very loud my wife said, so some dumb ass was heard saying, "omg, he just hit that baby."

I looked like I had just been stung by a hive of ****ing bees, and this idiot is assuming im beating my kids ass, when in fact, he just two pieced me.