A random Luv "advice needed" thread

[Iowanian]

Originally Posted by luv

Oh. I'm doing this purely for the entertainment value I know it will provide.

1. He's a chef.
2. He likes science fiction movies.
3. He plays video games.
4. He's a Rams fan.
5. He's an atheist.

We have something special cooking
It's so fun and fresh
Like south park Chef you say "well hello children"
It's why I giggle When you motorboat my chest.

I get confused on who to tell i' m coming
When you give me the cyborg rod
I don't want to hurt your feelings
Since you don't believe in God.

So tonight I hope you have the cheat codes
If you don't it will be your loss
It's the level you haven't beaten yet
My g spot.........your final boss.