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View Poll Results: Which of the following will happen today?
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A camera shot will inadvertently capture Von Miller on the sideline stuffing cocaine baggies up the rectal cavity of a drug mule.
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50.00% |
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A helmet that fit Manning in the first quarter will no longer fit in the fourth quarter.
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6 |
60.00% |
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A knife will fall out of Von Miller’s sock.
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7 |
70.00% |
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A rival drug cartel will get into a gunfight with De mar ee ee ous Thomas’ mother in the stands.
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5 |
50.00% |
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Aqib Talib’s mother will rob a concessions guy at gunpoint.
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6 |
60.00% |
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At some point Manning will be benched “to change things up”.
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2 |
20.00% |
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Bob Costas will have a long monologue about Manning's greatness.
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6 |
60.00% |
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By virtue of numerous strange calls, Manning will be given an opportunity for a game-winning drive to seal his legacy.
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60.00% |
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Cam Newton will run onto the field in a Broncos uniform, having signed this morning to a league-minimum deal with the Broncos.
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1 |
10.00% |
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Despite a final score favoring the Panthers by 40, the NFL will announce “co-champions, in honor of Manning storied career".
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5 |
50.00% |
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Elway will be seen wildly celebrating the Broncos’ first touchdown to cut the Panthers’ lead to 41-7
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6 |
60.00% |
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John Elway will be seen beating a third-world sex worker after a Manning interception.
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6 |
60.00% |
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John Elway will refuse to be the GM of the losing team and will demand a trade to the winning team.
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3 |
30.00% |
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Malik Jackson will dive into a pile late, leading with his forearm.
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5 |
50.00% |
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- The play above will be flagged.
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10.00% |
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Manning will appear in at least 10 commercials.
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6 |
60.00% |
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Neil Smith will be brought in to translate Aqib Talib’s postgame interview into English.
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40.00% |
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On a false start or offsides, every player will stop except Von Miller, who will blindside a relaxed Cam Newton.
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7 |
70.00% |
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- The play above will be flagged.
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2 |
20.00% |
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The game will stop temporarily because some Broncos players are coated in an illegal substance
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5 |
50.00% |
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- The play above will be flagged.
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10.00% |
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The league will force the Panthers to go with an 11-man roster to “maintain parity”
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2 |
20.00% |
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The NFL will have a halftime tribute to the five people murdered in Fero’s restaurant by Von Miller’s friends
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40.00% |
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The NFL will have more closeup shots of Manning’s face than coverage of the game.
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6 |
60.00% |
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The Panthers will be penalized more than the Broncos by at least 50 yards.
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5 |
50.00% |
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The Panthers will inexplicably play deep zones all game, allowing Manning to complete enough short passes to win.
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3 |
30.00% |
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There will be at least one penalty that nullifies a Panthers interception.
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7 |
70.00% |
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There will be at least three penalties that extend Denver drives on failed third downs.
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8 |
80.00% |
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TJ Ward will spear a Panthers offensive player.
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50.00% |
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- The play above will be flagged.
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1 |
10.00% |
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Von Miller will be arrested on outstanding warrants during the game.
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4 |
40.00% |
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With the game out of reach, Elway will order the Broncos to yield TDs so he won’t have the worst QB losses in Super Bowl history
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20.00% |
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None of the above. The NFL is clean and will treat both teams equally.
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10.00% |
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None of the above. The NFL is clean and will treat both teams equally and the Easter Bunny is real.
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10.00% |
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None of the above. The league needs to create a new marketing theme with Manning gone, and it'll be Newton. Panthers win.
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02-07-2016, 05:17 PM
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Which of the following things will happen at the Super Bowl today?
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