Please call this number

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Originally Posted by DrunkBassGuitar

I like to pretend like I'm really confused by their instructions and make sure you say "what?" a lot.

after about 10 minutes they start getting really really mad.

When they say the cops are on their way "I'm not going back to jail alive" is always a fun response

One time I kept reading off my Credit Card number(fake number) for like 20 minutes trying to GET IT RIGHT. I finally told him I was going to have to go find my glasses. Hold On. So I went to the back yard and played fetch with the LAb and watered the grass for awhile. Came back in and he was still waiting on the phone. 30 minutes easily. Told him i couldn't find my glasses.