Eric Fisher to the Colts

[Kiimo]

Cross posting this idea but the Colts remind me so much of the Bad Era Chiefs it's almost funny.

Give me your tired old players, your poor statistical cast-offs, your huddle jackoffs yearning to sit on the bench
The wretched refuse of your team's cuts.
Send these, the homeless, easily-tossed to me,
We lift our lamp beside the Indianapolis Speedway