We Are Coming for the Keys to your Crib

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by excessive

My closet neighbor is a Bronocos' fan, had a flag flying over his garage. Pretty good guy, considering. Always had to watch Broncos/Chiefs games live (before Reid/Mahomes) because he would blow off fireworks, mostly M80s, when the Broncos won. Had a few end of DVRed games ruined. Here's the good deal: he hasn't flown that flag for at least the last 4 or 5 years, and I don't expect to hear any fireworks, even if miracles do happen and the Broncos win a game against Patrick. Go Chiefs!

My dad has a quirk where he DVRs the game and purposefully comes in to watch about an hour in, so he can skip commercials [partially convenience, because he has to do this for noon games because he has to say goodbyes and get home from church, turned into a habit].

Anyway, now he has a neighbor who fires a cannon in real-time [unknown if this neighbor is a young Tom Cruise] whenever the Chiefs score, then fires off a ton when they finally win. So he gets a 30-45min preview of game highlights.