NFL Is Rigged: Wild Card Round

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Originally Posted by Curé

since the pussies won’t pick, i’ll pick for the pussies. behold, the conspiracy picks….you’re welcome.

Patriots vs Bills: does the nfl have any interest in furthering the patriots now that brady isn’t there? *raises eyebrow*…big media market could mean lots of eyeballs on the teevee in the divisional round…but how committed is the league to pushing another young qb in josh allen? we shall see.
Raiders vs Bengals: the nfl hates the raiders, but john madden died *sheds a single tear*…what a story that would make if they could pull off the upset...however, the bengals have another young qb…time will tell.
Chiefs vs Steelers: the steelers have been given no chance, but if there’s one thing the league loves it’s vet swan songs…win for ben could be the theme of this one… *coughs*…of course, mahomes is good for the ratings…he’s like the league’s ace card.
SF vs Cowboys: sf is a large market, so a win here may mean big ratings in the next round…but the boys are america’s team and another guaranteed ratings winner…lots of infighting in league circles this week we imagine. *snorts derisively*
Rams vs Cardinals: la with their new stadium needs to start seeing a return on their investment. the cardinals have another young gun at qb. expect this one to be close, maybe even ot. or it could be a blowout either way. stay tuned. *grins maniacally*
Bucs vs Eagles: we know the nfl loves brady, and his wife is a witch.*signals the evil eye counter-hex voodoo sign* but philly has their young qb that needs a signature win. this one deserves to be watched closely.

my work here is done. *chuckles*

Now all you have to do is wait for the results, work your way backwards from there then declare victory over all the sheeple.