Some Things About Super Bowl 56: Rams 23 Been Gals 20

[gblowfish]

So, the SB is over. St. Louis wins its second ring. A couple quick observations:

1) Cheaters never prosper (except for Tom Brady). When Higgins got away with jerking Ramsey to the ground by his face mask and scoring a TD, how could the refs miss something blatant like that? Unbelievable.

2) The refs giveth, the refs taketh away. The first three penalties for the Been Gals were all personal fouls - The AFC North has ALWAYS been dirty. Then in the last :60 of the game, the refs jumped in and started calling Cincy D-Backs on holding and DPI penalties left and right until the Rams had enough chances to actually score. Kinda like what happened to KC in Cincy when the Been Gals won the AFC North on a final play of the game field goal. Sucks to be beaten by the zebras, eh?

3) Eli Apple, the Cincy DB who got beat for the final TD, was poor mouthing the Chiefs offense after the AFC Championship game, and said KC was too cocky to win. Suck on a Super Bowl loss for a whole year, dude. We know how it tastes. Now, so do you.

4) And you and "Joe Cool The Third" will probably have to wait another 33 years for your next chance at a ring because next year, you play a first place schedule and won't have all the roll-over weak sister games you had this year. And Mister Herbert, Mister Allen, Mister Jackson and especially Mister Mahomes might have a little sumptin sumptin to say about it next year.

5) Screw you, Chris Collinsworth. You don't have a Been Gals ring either. And thanks for bringing up how KC blew a second half lead in the AFC Championship game over and over and over........and over.

6) I really hate both these teams, but glad the Blanton Kid from Blue Springs South got a ring, and I hope Aaron Donald retires. Von Miller too.

7) Two years in a row, the Super Bowl has been won by a team on their home field. Well, sorta home field for the Rams. That field is really NOBODYs home field.

8) That's about it, except for the halftime show. Sorry, rap is not in my demographic. I'm frickin' old, and I get that. But all these 60 year old rappers that keep grabbing their Johnsons should be doing PSAs for prostate exams. And Mary J Blige's next album should be called "Too Fat to Twerk." That outfit was not flattering. Somebody should have told her.

9) Cooper Kupp was the Super Bowl MVP. Early Sales Idea for the Rams Marketing Weasles. Do a poster with Cooper arm in arm with Two Rams Cheerleaders. Call it: "Two Girls One Kupp!"

10) Now MLB needs get the labor stuff settled. We need baseball and we need it now!