I told my wife she

[ScareCrowe]

One time when I was younger my girlfriend (we lived together at the time, not sure why but that feels relevant to the story) asked me if I thought she was the most beautiful woman in the world. I, feeling that honesty was he best policy, said "of course not". She got all upset so I asked her if she thought I was the most attractive man on the planet & she said yes. And I said "we both know you're full of shit" but she still got all mad.

We've been married 14 years now.