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| Criminals were destroying key fobs with plans of stealing the cars that night. |
   
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2 | 4.26% |
| It’s a coincidence. These things happen, and the fobs just lose their pairing with the car when the batteries are replaced. |
  
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4 | 8.51% |
| It’s a coincidence. These things happen, and the grocery store was selling dud batteries. |
  
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0 | 0% |
| Sunspots. Something about sunspots. |
  
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4 | 8.51% |
| The hotel had some sort of equipment that was putting out electromagnetic pulses. |
  
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8 | 17.02% |
| The hotel was on an Indian burial ground, and key fobs are cursed. |
  
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12 | 25.53% |
| The Native Americans are counterattacking against Manifest Destiny with electronic warfare. |
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1 | 2.13% |
| The other guy was a serial killer trying to draw you in, but couldn't get the jump on you. |
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1 | 2.13% |
| The other guy was faking it to be sympathetic. |
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0 | 0% |
| The two key fobs somehow interacted and destroyed each other. |
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2 | 4.26% |
| You were probably low on key fob fluid. |
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6 | 12.77% |
| There's some other obvious answer that I will describe below. |
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0 | 0% |
| There are some mysteries that we are not meant to know. |
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5 | 10.64% |
| What is a key fob? |
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2 | 4.26% |
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The first Indian says: "Buffalo come". The second Indian says: "Buffalo no come". The first Indian places his ear back on the ground and repeats "Buffalo come". The second Indian places his ear back on the ground and says "I no hear anything, why you think buffalo come?" The first Indian replies "Ear sticky". |
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