Crazy news day: Is this the start of the Apocalypse ?

[frozenchief]

Originally Posted by scho63

In the last 24 hours:

1. Earthquake in New Jersey 4.8 magnitude
2. Raccoon attacks two people at Hershey Park opening day
3. Statue of Liberty torch hit by direct lightning strike
4. Elephant kills elderly man on Safari
5. Bird flu detected in cows in Texas
6. Pig kidney transplant patient leaves hospital

I think the elephant killing the guy on Zambia was a few days ago. Maybe I'm wrong. Don't want to be a 'but akshually .... dickhead.'

Having said that, your other points are very well taken. Just remember, Revelation 6:12:

And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood (KJV)

What does this mean? A great earthquake precedes the earth becoming black. What happens early next week? A total eclipse of the sun, which means the sun will be black. Who sang about a total eclipse? Bonnie Tyler, although her eclipse was of the heart, but still. What movie? Footloose. Who starred in Footloose? Kevin Bacon. What else did he star in? Tremors. What did that involve? Earthquakes. The only logical conclusion is that giant worms are moving under NYC and they will emerge during next week's eclipse to devour the populace. You have been warned.