Ok People stop pissing me off

Demonpenz · 10-01-2004, 01:13 PM

So I go another day without finding a real job and drag my ass to blockbuster yesterday to collect my free soft core porn movies and my 2 dollars an hour when this lady comes in, now you don't have to have your kids on a leash or anything, or you don't have to hold their hand, but please make an attempt to stop them from opening two bags of of popcorn instead of saying "You want popcorn? Well get that one that you didn't open" Ok it doesn't take hardly anything to piss me off, because there is only one thing more rude than a customers at blockbuster, the workers at blockbuster. So anyway this lady lets her kids run around and tear up shit and she starts to pick up the cover boxes to brand new movies to rent and says, can i buy this? I told her we don't have it to buy thats just for rent, she says well thats shitty, then goes on and on how the video store in her home town sells everything from video's to flying cars or whatever else she can think of. So i am speaking to her "well maybe hastings sells that movie!" While praying she takes her dirty kids out. No she stays because even though the other video store she goes too evidently is the land of milk and honey our store is where she piles up 10 movies to buy. So while i spend a good 15 minutes unlocking these movies she pulls out a credit card, and I knew right there where it was going, because the makers of the credit card machines at blockbuster were specifically designed to annoy me as much as possible with various beeps and the most shitty messages such as
accepted, denied, card error, and sometimes WTF?! So of course this bitch's card doesn't go through, and of course she gives the old "Can you try to run it again, and so i swipe it again, now the fun begins for me, i give a big smile and say WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TYPE IT IN????
And she looks at me like she has seen Bo Jackson himself and exclaims YES TRY TO type it in! Beep Beep type type type type
type type, unnessessary keystrokes on the CC machines followed by some pressing of the yes no yes no keys, and of course it was denied. So she gets pissed and says our machine is broke, which could be the case, or it could be that you bought tons of crack with your credit card (Dealers take debit too!) anyway she leaves, and i have another great day!

10-01-2004, 01:13 PM	Topic Starter
Demonpenz Woman should only make babies Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $2732136	Ok People stop pissing me off So I go another day without finding a real job and drag my ass to blockbuster yesterday to collect my free soft core porn movies and my 2 dollars an hour when this lady comes in, now you don't have to have your kids on a leash or anything, or you don't have to hold their hand, but please make an attempt to stop them from opening two bags of of popcorn instead of saying "You want popcorn? Well get that one that you didn't open" Ok it doesn't take hardly anything to piss me off, because there is only one thing more rude than a customers at blockbuster, the workers at blockbuster. So anyway this lady lets her kids run around and tear up shit and she starts to pick up the cover boxes to brand new movies to rent and says, can i buy this? I told her we don't have it to buy thats just for rent, she says well thats shitty, then goes on and on how the video store in her home town sells everything from video's to flying cars or whatever else she can think of. So i am speaking to her "well maybe hastings sells that movie!" While praying she takes her dirty kids out. No she stays because even though the other video store she goes too evidently is the land of milk and honey our store is where she piles up 10 movies to buy. So while i spend a good 15 minutes unlocking these movies she pulls out a credit card, and I knew right there where it was going, because the makers of the credit card machines at blockbuster were specifically designed to annoy me as much as possible with various beeps and the most shitty messages such as accepted, denied, card error, and sometimes WTF?! So of course this bitch's card doesn't go through, and of course she gives the old "Can you try to run it again, and so i swipe it again, now the fun begins for me, i give a big smile and say WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TYPE IT IN???? And she looks at me like she has seen Bo Jackson himself and exclaims YES TRY TO type it in! Beep Beep type type type type type type, unnessessary keystrokes on the CC machines followed by some pressing of the yes no yes no keys, and of course it was denied. So she gets pissed and says our machine is broke, which could be the case, or it could be that you bought tons of crack with your credit card (Dealers take debit too!) anyway she leaves, and i have another great day!
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