All you baseball fans. Time for some early (pretty much pre) season predictions.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Archie Bunker

I am the moron and I am right also. They won 89 games in spite of their pitching. They won't do it again.

You're a moron. Texas had the 5th best ERA in the AL last year.

They only had one regular batting over .300 last year. NO ONE hit 40 homeruns and only two guys with 30 or more.

They had an AWESOME bullpen with a STUD closer and solid starting pitching which will only be better this year with Pedro Astacio (7 IP 2 ER 7 K's last night).